#olvek shitposts

[bluesunsdusk]

After some Milky Way alcoholic beverages

Evfra: I've heard talk that Ryder likes me. A shame, really. I can't be in a relationship with them; that would be what the humans call "robbing the grave".

Olvek: Commander, you're not that o-

Evfra: They're over six hundred years my elder. Age isn't that important, but I have my limits.

Olvek: Oh you think you're the height of comedy, don't you, Commander?

[bluesunsdusk]

Olvek: He fucked me off!

Ryder: No. No... He fucked you over, then fucked off, which is pretty fucked up.

Olvek: (distressed) ...Jaaaal.

Jaal: I know. Their fuck syntax is very confusing.

[bluesunsdusk]

Olvek, loudly: What kind of doctor would I be if I was attracted to my own patients? I look at them and all I see is organic machines.

Edera: Doctor, how much tavum have you had?

Olvek: I... don't know.

[bluesunsdusk]

“Ah, the turians. Remarkable species. Crusty.”

[bluesunsdusk]

“Your strange interests and paraphilias aren’t supported in this clinic.”