WOOOOOOOOOOO TIME CRUTCH! Anyways, this came to me in a dream, enjoy my shenanigans and read up! I'll reblog some more info and context once I finish my chores tmrw.
Additional content! Sorry if my writing is scuffed. Its already 10pm
I dare anyone to draw one of these quotes. No changing the characters.
• Airy: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Bot :)’*
MePhone4: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*
• Two: Any questions?
Four: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Two: Uh, a plan, duh...
Crayon Box: Four, chill, I know it’s weird, but Two has a point.
Four:
Four: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!
• Two: Did Crayon Box just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Gamey: Yeah, they did.
Two: And did I just do finger guns back?
Gamey: Yeah, you did.
• Gamey: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
MePhone4: *looks over at Four and X*
MePhone4: Is it “sexual tension”?
• Crayon Box: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
Crayon Box: Anyways, you said Blue is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
• Airy, to Crayon Box: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
• Crayon Box: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?
Airy: Microwave for 40 minutes.
Gamey: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?!
Airy: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots…
Calculator: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?!
Airy: Microwave for 40 minutes.
I’m not usually one to hc a character’s sexuality while watching a show, but god damn I just got through Object Mayhem and here’s my take.
THIS MAILBOX IS GAY!!
he’s gay and I’ll die on this hill I don’t care. Calculator’s gay too, I’ve seen it with my third eye. Calbox real.
My evidence to back up my dumbass claim? Well, glad you asked :)
Ep 10, the first appearance of Mailbox, we get this whole interaction with him and calculator. I know it’s just a gif but you can go look at the ep if you want to hear it. Calculator’s obviously preferring him here, c’mon. He says Mailbox can join and he actually does, it’s not like some one off bit or something. He’s in it for the rest of the show! Plus, there playful banter as complete strangers just screams gay.
In EP 11, they have even more banter but it’s just so- Idk- Just look at the way they’re looking at each other. Why is Mailbox standing like that??? It has to be to rizz him up. This interaction is badly disguised flirting for all I care. The gif doesn’t bring it across enough, so please listen to the voice acting.
NOW EP 15 has the parts that really cemented this whole Calbox thing in my head. Calculator’s mail getting shoved in him- the heart coming out of nowhere, not letting the mail go? 🤨 It’s all kinda... But ok maybe I’m reaching. That is until:
LATER IN THE EP HE’S RIDING SHOTGUN!! Now, idk about you but actively letting him be in the front seat shows favouritism. On top of that, agreeing with his music choice?!? Oh yeah, Calbox is a thing. I’m convinced.
And if that wasn’t enough, EP 16 has Calculator siding with him again! I don’t care if it’s supposed to be a one off joke, I’m staring 👀
Not only those scenes, but both of them have moments of vulnerability. Calculator with the three to tree monologue and Mailbox with his “I’m lazy because nobody appreciates me” speech later in the ep. There is no way that both of them have one of those on accident. Coincidence doesn’t exist! THEY! ARE! GAY! I rest my case.
Come one, come all and take a look at the two show hosts that I am officially initiating into SHOS:
IT’S CALCULATOR FROM OBJECT MAYHEM and AIRY FROM ONE!!
Haven't come up with much for Calculator, he's probably gonna wind up bring more neutral than people like Controlly-
Anywho, since any possible physical form of Airy has yet to be confirmed, I decided to simply go with a fanon design!
I also gave him a flower! Why? Dunno!
Airy: “hey guys, look! i named her Annie :)”
For those curious: “Annie” is a anemone flower (also known as a windflower haha); look up the meaning of a white anemone flower (in Eastern cultures) and it’ll make sense why I chose it (I hope)
(p.s. I may have colored Annie slightly wrong, but I will fix it next time I draw her!)
So... What would happen if we just decide to shove in more contestants into a show host object show? Hold that thought because this is featured in a comic that is mainly self-indulgent as a result of me having the BrainRot (tm)!
WOAH!! FIRST DIGITAL FANART WOOOO!!! But seriously, I doubt O would suddenly throw in 7 hosts before the team-making and first challenge, but it was silly to think abt it nonetheless. This serves as the creatures I would personally bonk and ask them nicely to compete in my show. Part 2???? Maybe?? The comic feels very incomplete since I cut out a few scenes (exams are coming soon) SO We'll see where this goes LMAO
SHOS and O are created by @/vacillatingcreator go support em!! Now!!
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//AWHILE AGO//
O: "Yo, my show host bros! Can you dude's notify me if the newcomers drop by here? I need to take care of something for the first challenge?"
//LATER//
Crayon: "So... Who do you think will show up here? There's got to be more than just 1 right?"
Calculator: "I don't know... Don't care who either, honestly."
[Two and Circle are having a pleasant conversation together in the distance. While Oodle is flinged across the plains.]
[Four: "OODLE LAND HERE!", MePhone4: "OODLE! LEFT!"]
Calculator: "I mean... We don't really know each other, asidefrom that grey speaker and the numbers... So—"
[Two: "What is that?"]
[Thunder crackles as a large dark cloud grows, with distance screams heard as a group of objects fall from it.]
Crayon, running towards the faling objects: "We have to catch them!"
[Two: "WAIT! WAIT!"A disinterested Circle leaves before it gets chaotic.]
[The distance screams grows louder as another host manifests into existence.]
Kratcy: "(Ah! Finally got to the place that circular, English letter told me about—)"
[Computer, Gamey, Popxorn, Paint Palette, Chocolate Bar and A Cube fall simultaneously to the ground.]
Kratcy: "(Ah.)"
[Two and Crayon catch up, with Oodle trailing behind, Caluclator, MePhone4 and Four watching it unfold.]
Two: "OH MY WORD!"
Crayon: "OH MY GOSH ARE THEY ALRIGHT?!"
i think im losing track of what day it is... i just checked i did day 5 and 6, but i wrote 6 and 7 on this! whoops
[Day 7: Crosover / Day 8: Autumn]
Can you tell i am Slightly Normal about shos. im very excited to say i FINALLY DREW THE HOSTS!! especially controlly I've been meaning to do boto fanart when i got back.Anyways Enough about that. Watch Shiw Host Object Show and its pilot NOW!!!!!!
had to be a little experimental with day 8 since i havent drawn backgrounds in a while, ack! team 1 is having a lovely walk in a strange expanse of an autumn forest that oodle manifested (probably)
(accidentally overloaded the tags so i cut a lot out... auau)
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the objectober prompts are based on to @/3zekiiel 's objectober prompts!
O belongs once again to @vacillatingcreator (sorry for a second tag), creator of shos! i should probably start not tagging often if i plan to make more shos stuff soon