@omenmortis
❝ I met the most UNUSUAL man last week. I don’t know how to feel about him. ❞
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@omenmortis
❝ I met the most UNUSUAL man last week. I don’t know how to feel about him. ❞
@omenmortis
❝ U-UWAAAAH !! ❞ Brightly colored ribbons and boxes of all shapes and sizes tumble down in tumultuous fashion, littering the road with decorative fabrics as she pitches forward in a tizzy, shrieking! Laced boot’s toe caught a hitch in the cobblestone, yes it did, and now bespectacled eyes can only watch in horror as her parcels are scattered to the wind. The one which had occupied the coveted peak of her terrible tower is now spiraling downward, it’s aim targeted for the sunny crown of a young gentleman.. ! ❝ W-wah.. !! Look out, Sir ! ❞
IT SEEMS YOU’VE GIVEN UP. THAT’S OKAY. FEEL AT EASE.
@omenmortis / starter call.
there’s a long list of things othello needs to do today, just like every single day he’s been unalive. he wouldn’t mind so much if that list wasn’t often inflated by absolutely arbitrary and ridiculous demands, like it is today. right now he’s SUPPOSED to be investigating a corpse, but there’s not much he can do about it when he can’t read the damn incident report.
❝ ahhhh, mister knox, just the man i wanted to see ! ❞ he leans against ronald’s desk, his bright and enthusiastic smile contradicted by his tone ------------ something that can only be called sinister. ❝ you aren’t too busy, are you ? i just need to ask you something. ❞ he gestures to the file in his hands. ❝ you’re the one who filled this out, RIGHT ? ❞
❝ TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH, AM I?! NOT A SHINING EXAMPLE OF ANYTHING, HUH?! SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU SLEAZY, BACK-STABBING, WOMANIZING, SNOT-NOSED LITTLE TWERP! ❞
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❝ No. ❞ Disbelief of the most sarcastic and taunting nature drips from painted tiers, which grin at him from over her afternoon coffee across the patio table from her Junior. ❝ The great Ronald Knox, Heartbreaker of the Collections Division, couldn’t even get a girl’s NAME?! Oh, this is just too delicious! ❞ She can’t help but to cackle, legs crossed beneath the table as she revels in his failure; as much as she did so admire his skill, it was important for kids to get a good lesson in humility now and then. If he didn’t have to work for it now and then.. he’d never learn to value a woman, after all! ❝ She couldn’t have been happier to hand it over to me -- even asked me to go dancing with her! I think she was hitting on me! ❞ It’s impossible to tell whether those intentions were misinterpreted. ❝ She is cute!! Posi-DEATHLY adorable! And quite friendly to boot! Seems desperately eager to make friends, if you ask me. Hell, I’ve got a lunch date with her on Saturday. What’s your excuse? ❞
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A singular, deep azure eye rises from her task, catching the figure approaching through a split in the billowing fabric of the linens that she'd been hanging out to dry. It was clear upon sight that he was not human. No.. not at all human, not anymore -- but what a Reaper could want here? She watches him with a wary expression, the bandages covering her left eye now clean of blood -- but quite an ugly spot upon her face. ❝ .. Can I help you, Sir? The Master is out, I'm afraid. ❞ .. And even if he wasn't, she'd be hard pressed to give a Grim Reaper audience with him.
@morternal pish posh nothing to see here, will darling, just keep loo KING THAT WAY --
@omenmortis -- HOLD STILL YOU LITTLE MAGGOT!!!