#omgcp lardo

[striveattemptfail]

Lardo: You want me...........to paint.....a [REDACTED]? For your hotel? Client: Yes. Are you interested? Lardo: Ch'yeah, I am—I mean. Yes. I'd love to fulfill this commission for you. Lardo, internally: lmaoooooo For @omgzineplease #1: After College → Based on this Ask-A-Wellie

Posting just in time for @omgcheckplease ep.1's ep.2's 10th anniversary! 🎉🥳🎉

Look at my girl go, dongling up a wall dongle for actual money and work experience 🥹

🥧🏒 Don't forget to check out the first issue of Zine, Please! 🏒🥧

Lardo's not an amateur by the way—she knows how to use references and plan her artwork!! Her art major was not for naught!!

(Details under the cut!)

Featuring the following artworks:

Judith Bernstein, Dick in a Head, 2014

Salvador Dali, Anthropomorphic Bread, 1932

Marcel Duchamp, Dart Object, 1962

Yayoi Kusama, Leftover Snow in the Dream, 1982

Jamie McCartney, 10 Women Horizontal, 2021

Michelangelo, David, 1504

Georgia O’Keeffe, Blue Flower, 1918

Andy Warhol, Penis, 1977

Phallus Paintings In Bhutan (from Wikipedia)

Yoni Artwork, Female Flower, 2022

Look up the full pieces at your own discretion—dongs and vulvas ahead LOL ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(All artwork images and textures used belong to their respective owners, no infringement intended. Any mistakes and inaccuracies are mine.)

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[ohyoufool]

👍💥CHAMPIONSHIP💥👍

Who would win in a thumb war?

Georgia (state/coach)

Lardo

Voting ended onApr 23, 2023

Friends, countrymen, lend me thy THUMBS. We have made it to the final round of the great OMGCP Thumb War.

1,085 total votes have been cast up to this moment. Be part of history, make your mark, vote now!

Let's take a look at how they got here:

Georgia (state/coach)

Metaphysically transient in nature, Georgia can here be interpreted as either the state or the Falcs Assistant GM. Perhaps that is how she's been kicking ass the entire way through the thumb war - or maybe it's her prowess in a pantsuit. Either way, I'm obsessed.

Defeated

Round 1: Shitty Knight (not even the tub juice was enough to save him)

Round 2: William 'Dex' Poindexter (you think you're handy until you meet a lesbian in a power suit)

Round 3: Jack Zimmermann (another day, another slay)

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Lardo

She can manage a team of rogue hockey players. She's undefeated in beer bong. She makes expensive art. She's tiny, fierce, and staring down even the FIERCEST of competition.

Defeated

Round 1: Adam 'Holster' Birkholtz (handily defeated)

Round 2: Eric Bittle (who did hang on longer than any of her other opponents)

Round 3: One of Bitty's Pies (LARDO SWEEEEEEEP)

[carcasstohounds]

lardo wip

[carcasstohounds]

lardo my beloved

i started using watercolor again so obviously i had to paint her lol

[carcasstohounds]

studio water break time

[fromyourrafterstoyourrails]

I bet lardo accidentally drinks her paint water sometimes. I get those vibes from her.

[gutsybitsies]

Bitty: Lardo you didn't pipe icing the way I told you to!

Lardo: Sorry I'm not very good with icing.

Bitty, smiling: Do I look like Shitty to you?

Lardo: :???

Bitty: SO WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SCREW ME?!!

[bittle-boop]

Here comes an Icon!

Lardo Demigirl Icon!!

Feel free to use it as long as you reblog it from here! Thanks!