#omgjustkillmealready

[loafymayo]

When you accidentally do coloring and lineart at the same layer

[aftgficrec]

Neil desensitized to violence and saying stuff nonchalantly that freaks people out

I’m going to refer you back to your own previous asks about this, @omgjustkillmealready. Tons of good stuff and previous links in there. - A

arrivals/departures by @triquetrine [Tumblr Fic, 5656 Words, 2020]

An explosion burst across the screen. Cars flipped and people dove for cover. The hero, undeterred, ran into the wreckage. Neil tilted his head slightly to the side, frowning. He didn’t get why everything had to be so dramatic, but he supposed that was just how movies worked. 

tw: implied/referenced violence, tw: gun violence

Neil’s truth hc by @bigdaddydyke09 [Tumblr, 2020]

i love the headcanon that after aftg, neil starts to really work on his honesty but sometimes he doesnt realise how dramatic some of the things he went through were

AFTG/TFC minifics, headcanons from @/neilsexy on tumblr by mugglecastiel [Not Rated, Collection, Updated 2016]  

Chapter 34 - the foxes + finding out neil's mother beat him

- the foxes are playing truth or dare 

- theyre drunk

- it was just for the sake of getting drunk, on vacation 

tw: implied/referenced child abuse, tw: alcohol

Chapter 68 - another the foxes + finding out about neil's mom

- neil’s barely socialized with the baby foxes, but he knows their stories

- one of them was on the run before with their mom, so he considers talking to them

- when he does, it’s with the other foxes around

tw: implied/referenced child abuse, tw: gun violence, tw: alcohol

Art

further exploration of that mask concept animation by @broresteia

I’m fine. art by @myovin

I’m the Butcher’s son edit by @aelin

[aftgficrec]

Neil being accident prone *falls down steps* *gets hit by car* 😂

Neil gets injured plenty, but usually it’s sports (or mafia) related.  However, here are a few fics where his injuries are purely accidental. - S

‘The Continuing Adventures of the Nine-Nine’ (part 7) here

‘(Cat)astrophe’ here

I'm not broken (I'm made for a mosaic) by pawnofkings [Not Rated, 2505 words, complete, 2020]

“You could’ve come to me”, Matt says. “I was still in the dorm. I could’ve taken you.”

Neil frowns. “Taken me where?”

That seems to stop them in their tracks. Matt huffs a nervous laugh, says, “The ER?”

Neil is used to stitching up his own wounds. The others aren't as used to it.

tw: blood

Can we can pretend like we're (not) in love? by aceofreaders (Kickasscookieeater) [Not Rated, 5191 words, complete, 2020, locked]

Andrew doesn't understand the difference between small fears and big fears. All fear is the same to him. Foreign, complicated, and large. It is an emotion acutely alien to Andrew, not because he can't feel it but because he's never known how to feel it properly. And you'd think after that Thanksgiving, after Baltimore, there'd be no more of it left to feel anyway.

But life isn't fair. And accidents can still happen. Or almost happen. And Andrew always has more to lose.

I Just Need a Minute by adaintywomanofmystery [Rated G, 1628 words, complete, Andreil Week 2019]

Andrew just wants five minutes alone. Neil and the cats have other plans. Written for Day 5 of Andreil Week, prompt: cats.

More Afterthoughts by wesawbears [Rated T, Collection, Updated 2019]  

Chapter 39: Andreil- Crumbs

As usual, Neil felt he was being perfectly reasonable and had no idea why everyone was so irritated with him. It was just a sprained ankle. He had rolled it on a rock during one of his morning jogs. It wasn’t even a big deal. He’d ran on worse.

fuck you! - sincerely, the universe by orphan_account [Rated T, 3111 words, complete, 2018]

“After everything.” Neil sighs shakily. “After everything, things nearly fuck up because I walked in front of a bike.”

tw: blood

Patch Your Wounds by OrdinaryVegan [Rated T, 2290 words, complete, 2017]

“Really, Neil,” Andrew drawls. He could have chosen to phrase it as a question, but Neil knows he isn’t surprised. It’s more of an acknowledgement of Neil’s apparent inability to remain injury-free. “You’ve been here for less than forty-five seconds, and you’re already bleeding on my carpet.”

In which Neil is a klutz, the cats are a nuisance, and Andrew is his own special brand of helpful.

tw: blood

Savior by hazelNuts [Rated G, 478 words, complete, 2017]

anonymous asked: "Here's ab Andreil prompt: imagine Aaron Andrew is about to being hurt and Neil saves him (and ofc he gets hurt in his place) pls andrew's reaction"

Andrew hates Neil. He truly, completely, utterly and thoroughly hates him. His cheeks are numb from the cold. His eyes hurt from squinting at the ground to avoid any slippery patches of ice, and he feels like an overstuffed sausage in the coat, scarf, gloves, boots, thick socks, and thermal underwear.

Amnesiac Christmas AU by @zoned-out-cat [tumblr, 2019]

what about an amnesiac Christmas AU where Neil “I’m fine” Josten has an accident and loses his memory?

The Things You Said When You Thought I Was Asleep by @nxah-czerny [tumblr, 2018]

He received the call at 2am. It was one of those rare nights where he forgot to silence his phone, so the sharp ringing woke him up in his usual fits of violence.

tw: implied/referenced violence

[aftgficrec]

Neil “just asking” cue exasperated foxes bc Andrew is very gay

Those boys are driving ’em crazy here. - A

i wanna see you (be brave) by Junia [Rated T, 8632 words, Complete 2019]

“That’s just ridiculous,” Allison says, shaking her head. “Tell me they’re not getting it on.”

“No idea, but I’m gonna take a picture.” Dan lifts the camera that’s been hanging around her neck for the last hour or so and actually snaps a picture of the two of them like that. “Maybe if we hang it up, they’ll notice how it looks like from the outside.”

„Fellas,“ Allison says, voice dropping a few octaves lower, “is it gay if I stare deep into my homie's eyes for three minutes?”

— or, neil and andrew's evolution over the books but through matt's eyes

tw: implied/referenced abuse, tw: blood, tw: implied/referenced violence

[aftgficrec]

That vine where one guy sits up (Andrew) then Neil sits up confused (Neil) in the bunk bed

This little ask took a true team effort: “do you know that reference-what was the name of that fic-no we can’t say THAT-how about this art to go with it-hey I fixed your formatting...” 

Here is the vine, a fic based on it, some previous recs kind of like it, and art that we adore. - A, K, F, N & S

Also see...

‘Bad Dream’ here

‘Congrats on the sex’ and ‘haven't got a clue’ here

‘I don’t want your pity, I want your absence.’ here

‘Trust Fall (And Welcoming Arms)’ (ch 1) here

yes, this is that one vine. by paleromantic [Rated T, 502 Words, Complete, 2018]

“Neil, wake up sleepyhead!”

Neil sighed, his cover blown, and opened his eyes, frowning sleepily. “Nicky?”

Art

he protecc animation by @still-waiting-for-godot

[aftgficrec]

Allison designing clothes that don’t bother neils scars

We could not find this, but here’s something we’ve recced for you before in a Neil and Allison as bffs ask where Neil models AR underwear. - A

All for the Game - Post Canon series by @blogaboutyafavbirdboys​ [Tumblr, 2018]

Neil’s Underwear Ad by AR - A few years after Neil goes pro (the year he will play in the 2016 Olympics with Andrew at his back and Kevin at his side) he gets a call from Allison saying she wants him to model her new line of mens underwear.

Neil Endorses Allison’s Underwear Line - Alternante

- Neil goes to do his photo shoot for Allison’s underwear line, but when he shows up for wardrobe they present him a one piece romper type thing instead of the normal boxers or briefs he was expecting.

[aftgficrec]

Foxes being appalled by neils ability to eat anything and everything ? Like super spicy food bc he’s used to everything bc he traveled everywhere.

Here’s what we found. - A

chef!andrew trying (and failing) to woo picky eater neil prompt fill by @wilsherejack [Tumblr Fic, 2017]

The thing about growing up on the run is that you never really develop a palate.

You eat what’s there to be eaten, whatever you manage to stuff in your pockets while your mother distracts the cashier trying to haggle for cigarettes, as if it’s anywhere near possible to haggle in a 7/11.

neil is the KING of weird food combinations hc by @blueschengsey [Tumblr, 2019]

we all know andrew eats like an abomination ( the sub with ONLY lettuce and jalepeños) but i raise you this: neil is the KING of weird food combinations. 

NB: The reference to Andrew’s lettuce and  jalepeños sub comes from Nora’s extra content about Wymack first meeting the Monsters here.

allison and neil headcanons by @andreils-keys [August 2020]

-wackiest food combos

Warm lettuce and cheese hc with fandom interaction by @tinylesbiab [Tumblr, 2019]

neil, cooking:

nicky: what're you making

[aftgficrec]

Neil shocking the foxes bc he know random stuff and would be a king at trivia games?

Here’s one where Neil Knows Things from being on the run but Andrew’s eidetic memory saves the day, plus a classically @whatmack headcanon. - A

HEADCANON ABOUT THE FOXES ON A QUIZ / GAME SHOW by @i-want-delfeur [Tumblr, 2018]

Ok so idk if you Americans have this but here we’ve got a TV quiz show called Eggheads.

Basically, it’s a team of 5 challengers (usually members of the public, sometimes celebrities) against 5 of the country’s greatest quizz players (AKA people who have won other really hard quiz shows); if the challengers win, they get the money, if the Eggheads (the pro team) win, the money rolls onto the next show.

They have 4 rounds of specialised knowledge, and it’s one challenger versus one Egghead. Whoever wins each round gets a place in the final round.

ok because Neil kept a whole stalker binder on Kevin hc by @whatmack [Tumblr, 2019]