jess: i’m going to send him teriyaki burgers (´・ω・`)
and send him an email every five minutes (´・ω・`)
and finally i’ll confess to him and he’ll say “no stop it go away aizen won’t marry you he’s a FICTIONAL CHARACTER”
i will be like
“kubo-sensei i don’t understand?! but aizen and i are dating (´・ω・`)
why won’t he return my calls and emails and why won’t you draw him when i show up to your house
he is my pure virginal love i want to watch cherry blossoms with him and talk about socks (´・ω・`)
what does it all mean? (´・ω・`)”













