#omi.shitpost

[grabby-smitten]

Hear me out… I have connected the dots.

[fic-dumpster]

I have a Reader on a story that shares one brain cell with Sanzu and I love their dynamics. It’s something like…

*Reader and Sanzu playing catch with a gun*

Takeomi: stop, you’re gonna hurt someone

Sanzu & Y/N: that’s the whole point

*proceed to accidentally drop the gun*

*it fires*

Ran & Rindo: WHO WAS IT?!? *step in with a hole in their takeout bag*

Sanzu & Y/N:

[grabby-smitten]

Hybe’s biggest fear

Source

[grabby-smitten]

[fic-dumpster]

Oh! I have another idea

What if you..

And then you..

And then it’ll turn into something like this..

It’s a great idea right? :D

✨ The power of creativity ✨

Revenge… that’s been on your mind since that day. You couldn’t sleep, you couldn’t eat, you couldn’t think. All your thoughts were on taking back your pride.

What if you had taken a different path? Today would have been a sunny day, a cheerful day. But no. Not today. The cry of war burned in your heart.

You saw them, the six perpetrators, chilling in there as if nothing had happened. As if you hadn’t been wronged. And then you saw it—your two first victims leaving the room, walking side by side. Ran and Rindou never saw you coming.

Both brothers just left the meeting room, on their way to whatever Mikey had ordered them. With quick and silent steps, you ran as fast as your legs could take you. With both of your hands wide open. And... you hit their asses with all your strength. A smacking sound echoed in the empty hall. Rindou jumped from the impact while Ran let out a cry of surprise. But you didn't stop running; you left them there, staring at your despairing figure as they both held their backsides in shock. Your laughter was the only evidence of your presence.

“Ran...” murmured the younger Haitani.

“Rindou...” said Ran at the same time.

“Did Y/N...” asked Rindou.

“Yeah...” continued Ran.

“Not a word,” began the purplenette.

“To anyone,” finished Ran, who was still holding his ass cheek.

And your vengeance for your sore ass began. Two down four to go.

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Bonten and a series of unfortunate events | Part 1

Bonten x F!Reader | HCS - Fun facts

A/N: Stupid/nonsense Headcanons that sometimes I think about and cry/laugh (when I try to write DIH). I have a lot of these lists of things... Hehe so I decided to post some. Nothing here is serious.

- Nobody is allowed to talk about this incident, but Mikey once fell due to his flip flop getting stuck on the stairs. Went face-first to the floor, Sanzu screamed.

- Takeomi protested about his back once, and jokes about his age rained on him for days. Even Mikey joined. (don't forget he has known Takeomi for a long ass time)

- Koko was confused for a girl by some guy in a bar. Since then, Sanzu, Ran, and Rindou would bother him with, “my lady, do you need help?” Or “let me open the door for you,” and the three clowns would snicker while Koko rolls his eyes.

- Sanzu and Rindou had a fart competition once, and Koko kicked them out for a week. Mikey did not complain.

- Mikey sometimes falls asleep in very questionable places, and the rest of Bonten would forget... They forget Mikey... And leave without him. Only for Sanzu to panic once they are in the car and makes whoever is in the wheel turn around.

- Kakucho sometimes feels uncomfortable when alone with Ran because he remembers how the older haitani thought he was dead. Ran feels the tension but doesn't say anything.

- Kakucho cried the first time he had sex with Y/N, and they both panicked.

- There was a time where none wanted to touch Y/N because they were scared of breaking her.

- Mikey forced Kokonoi into the relationship at first. The man was so stubborn and didn’t even want to read Y/N’s files.

- Koko sometimes forgets Mikey is in Bonten and thinks he’s the smallest member, and once he remembers, Koko breathes again.

- Because they tend to be splattered with blood, they take weekly/monthly blood tests. It was Koko’s idea.

- That’s how they know how “clean” they are.

- Koko also insisted on making Y/N use a birth control patch, just in case. They don’t want surprises. (I have a chapter planned for this one)

- At first, they didn’t know how to share Y/N. There were fights, huge fights.

- Rindou tried to teach Y/N some self-defense and asked her to do whatever she knew on him. Like a test. Y/N kicked his crotch. Sanzu, Kakucho, Ran, and Takeomi laughed. Mikey looked impressed, and Mochi went for ice.

- Once, Y/N made them go into those tandem bicycles, and Koko’s hair kept hitting Kakucho in the face.

- Ran and Rindou tried to kidnap Y/N once. Mikey didn’t like that.

- Sanzu is forbidden from giving Y/N any kind of pill.

- Y/N likes playing Pokémon go. She makes Takeomi drive her around sometimes.

- once, Bonten tried to make Y/N wear T-shirts with their faces or “property of ____” and their faces. But she refused. Y/N later went and said only ONLY if you all wear that⬇️ with her face on them. Koko choked.

- Sanzu, Ran, Rindou and Kakucho said yes. Instantly.

- Y/N was not expecting that reaction; it was a joke.

- Sanzu ordered them.

- Y/N screamed.

- Silently, Koko, Takeomi, and Mikey slid a pair off of Sanzu’s order.

- Y/N saw👀 that. Y/N screamed again.

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I kinda wonder if y/n has friends? If she does how does she even tell her friends that she's dating the bonten boys 😂

How do you tell someone you’re kind of dating seven dudes... That’d be wild 😂😂💕 (🥺🫂btw I like your questions) | based on DIHU

Close friends/family? Prob not.

That’s why it was so easy for Bonten to do whatever the hell they wanted with you. Nobody to ask questions if you disappeared :c a lonely girl is an easy prey.

But some casual friends like from work or uni? Yeah, kinda.

Before, when Bonten began picking you up from uni. Some curious classmates asked who is the “guy” picking you up.

Your classmates say guy because the fancy cars had tinted windows, and every day it was a different car.

But you never gave a straight answer. Most of the times they asked, you evaded the question. Honestly, you didn't know what to say.

Until, one day, you were late to leave a class. It just so happened to be Ran and Rindou’s turn to pick you up. And just your luck, Sanzu, and Kokonoi accompanied them.

You weren’t anywhere in sight, and the four men in the car were begging to worry. So they decided to look for you.

Expensive shoe soles clapped on your college floor. Eyes roamed the fancy suits the four men wore. But they paid no mind to those curious bystanders. Too focused on finding you.

Finally, they saw you chatting with a group of students. You were discussing a project for a subject and forgot about time.

Ran didn't like the proximity; he knew it was petty of him, but what could he do? He loves you.

So with quick steps, he reached your side and wrapped an arm around your waist.

And so did Rindou, Sanzu, and Kokonoi.

Soon you were surrounded by them.

Your classmates were startled by the sudden actions. Everything was too fast.

After the shock, they asked who they were, and as always, you stayed quiet, not knowing what to say or how to describe this new relationship of yours.

Another one of your classmates asked with excitement if he was the guy from the fancy cars, pointing towards Ran, who still had his arm wrapped around you.

But to your surprise, they answered for you.

“Yeah, it's me,” said Ran, only to be followed by the other three. “And me,” “and me,” “me too,”

There was a very uncomfortable silence, and two of your classmates had their mouths open with really shocked expressions.

“Are you- Are- is- is he your boyfriend?” One had the guts to ask.

You stood there speechless, with no idea on how to address your peculiar relationship.

But Ran, Sanzu, Rindou, and Koko said a big yes, at the same time. As if it was rehearsed.

Sensing you were done with that conversation, Ran pulled you away after saying your goodbyes. Sanzu and Rindou flanked your sides as Kokonoi went to hold your hand.

Yeah, college was weird after that.

Mikey scolded them for that public appearance. But not for claiming what was theirs.

The next day, Takeomi and Kakucho waited for you. In a convertible. Your eyes almost pop out of your sockets. There were only two seats.

Kakucho, who sat in the passenger seat, patted his lap. You refused at first, it was illegal.

You forgot who they were. And that they did it on purpose.

Now face to face with Kakucho, the belt wrapping you both. Your cheeks heated.

The day after the convertible stunt, Mikey’s extra ass pulled up in a bike. You almost passed out from the amount of unnecessary attention on you lately.

After all that, you only allowed Mochi to be near your school. Until, of course, you stopped attending... due to unknown reasons.

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Koko: look y/n! I bought you this Chanel dress!

Y/N: oh thanks

Kakucho: here you have, your ice cream.

Y/N: I LOVE IT! You’re the best 🥺 do you want to share it with me?

Koko: *eye tik*

Sanzu: Koko, don’t take it personal.

Rindou: yeah, you can’t share a dress with Y/N

Ran & Takeomi: *facepalms*

Mikey: how did we get so far in this business

Mochi: hi everyo- *sees Koko in the middle of a breakdown, Y/N and Kakucho eating ice cream, Rindou and Sanzu trying the dress on their chests, Ran and Takeomi questioning the sanity of their younger brothers*

Mochi: *shakes head and leaves*