What bad pick up line would you use on Steven?
I'd just look him in the eye and he'd combust immediately.
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What bad pick up line would you use on Steven?
I'd just look him in the eye and he'd combust immediately.
6.25.2018. Monday. QUESTION TIME!
I’m honest and open in all of my captions (i.e. novels), so I’ll be honest in this one too. I don’t know if I run this blog for myself or for my followers. I have nearly 500 of you all, but I weigh my success in the number of notes I get on posts I’m particularly fond of. I know that that’s how nearly everyone handles their social media accounts, but I always wanted this blog to be an actual flip through of my journey through premed and medical school. I used to post more. I used to be more creative with the way that I took my pictures. People apparently like my posts more when I write less, and I want your honest opinion: what should I do to make this account better? What can I do to make this account more appealing to you while keeping it true to what I wanted it to be?
You're locked in a room with Apocalypse.
What do you do?
Detonate exactly five and a half nuclear bombs.
Something weird for you 💚
If Rydal was in my palm....
So glad you're still on the Techie train, it's lonely sometimes 😔
He is genuinely on my mind 24/7, it sucks so much that theres almost nothing out there of him 😭 I had to make the first tiktok edit for him and everything.
The scrangly, saddest wet cat ever will always be in my heart <3
I love you Mushi <3 this is the token of my love and appreciation
Also for you to have a nice ask for once
Sobbing, crying, throwing up.
Gonna print this out and put it above my bed. And kiss him. A body pillow of this picture.
God he's so fine in your artstyle.
Mushi, i just saw a post of Oscar Isaac characters reacting to their ex texting them that they’re in jail. Now I’m just wondering on how they’d react to their kids in jail? Because some of my kid OC are menaces to society.
Jake: I can't believe this, I am so disappointed in you. I raised you better than this! I raised you to call me before the cops arrive and deny everything!!!!
Steven: OHHOHOHO MY POOR ANGEL WOT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOUUUU 😭😭😭 MY POOR FING OH I KNOW IT WASNT YOU, ITS MY FAULT, ITS IN MY GENES EVER SINCE I VANDALIZED THAT TOILET OHMY LITTLE DARLING 😭😭😭
Cecil: did they find my weed stashed in the car door? wait, dont reply over text. tell em i'll bring bail in like... one orr five hours. i gotta pawn off my xbox. And dont drop any soap. xoxo
William: I'm not bailing you out. Doing time will do you good. Learn some cards.
Nathan: Fuck around and find out kid, I already know you're in jail, I've been watching you through the security cams for the past ten minutes. Stop fucking crying, you're ruining my credibility. PR is gonna be a fucking nightmare you little shit.
Blue: I'll have a guy pick you up in a bit. While you're there, see if Cuntrina is there, tell her she's late for her fucking shift. Also, you're being locked in the closet when you get home.
Jack: 🖕🏻skill issue
Shimmer!Kane just casually fucking u over and over again cus he's very intrigued by the noises you make, which are slowly turning into small pathetic whimpers and cries, is taking over my mind.
Sex with him is initially very vanilla, just quick missionary, no after care, stuffs you then rolls over.
It's not until he shifts position a little and hears the gaspy moan that hitches from your throat he becomes truly interested. He studies your face, the way your thigh muscles tense, how your brow furrows and twitches every time he fully sheaths himself inside you.
You wouldn't notice his new found intrigue in your body until instead of rolling over like he usually does, he remains on top of you, pulling your legs over his shoulders and immediately going for round two.
Kane wouldn't stop until you were literally begging, letting him know your body was beyond its limits. For the sake of your well being he'd obey, and for the first time he'd think to do aftercare. He wants your body in good condition, a healthy one that he can breed properly.
He brings water to your lips, not letting you so much as sit up on your elbows as he murmurs quick, direct commands.
"Drink. Open your legs. Lie down. Rest."
Your recuperation period is short lived, because the very next night he's on top of you with five different positions he'd like to test out.