#omobait

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This whole coworker situation is making me feel insane about someone walking home at night after a long closing shift, just fully letting go in their pants and just hoping no one notices.

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if you’re comfy with it i’d love to hear more about your coworker. i understand if you don’t want to share too much though. it sounds to me like you’re living the dream!!

I FEEL LIKE I'M LIVING THE DREAM! Like I know it's not the best idea to hook up or thirst over a coworker but I'm still allowed to think about it lol Basically I like to hide in plain sight when it comes to real life omo mention, like when friends say they need the bathroom I'll say stuff like 'just pee your pants' or what not. I don't make things creepy, more like lighthearted teasing, and then for people in on it it's a IYKYK sort of joke. Me and omobait coworker were both hired semi-recently, so we got to know each other a bit faster than other people who worked there. Initially he was definitely a bit shy/quiet but he warmed up to me and we pretty quickly got to the point of making semi-flirty and silly jokes together. We usually end up closing together when we're on the same schedule, so there's plenty of opportunity for hanging out a bit more casually on the clock. (Where we work is really busy through the morning/day then by the night it's pretty much dead)

Anyway part of closing is moving some of the furniture and mopping the floors and at a certain point we have to close off the bathroom. This place has one bathroom with multiple stalls for staff and customers and to clean the workstation you do have to cut off access to it. The twist here is that omobait does not vibe with this bathroom like AT ALL. I don't know if it's a shyness or germ thing overall (the bathroom is actually pretty nice in terms of shared/open to the public honestly), but he pretty much refuses to use it while he's at work. I think I've seen him go maybe a handful of times overall the past few months, and he's working 6 plus hour shifts every time he's here and we have a free coffee station for employees that I know he uses plenty. This on its own wouldn't really be enough to perk up my pervert brain BUT when we close together he will start very vocally complaining about needing to pee. BAD. to the point of getting visibly squirmy. (Right now I'm like 75/25 sure he's testing the waters but maybe that's my bias talking..)

The first few times we closed together that he was acting like this I swear I felt like I was on one of those hidden camera shows so I was playing it cool. I even point-blank told him to just go use the bathroom if it was that bad (broke my heart to say it) but he'd always have a vague excuse about not wanting to use the shared bathroom like it had just been cleaned or it's for the customers blablah. I don't usually do the floors, but occasionally I'll mop and the last time I did he was all like 'omg I have to pee so bad, too bad you closed off the bathroom, guess I can't go in there'. So mop in hand I said 'well if you have an accident it's NBD' and I SWEAR he blushed, maybe my brain was just shortcircuiting in the moment but that is how I remember it The absolute worst thing he's said to me was after being all whiny about it for all of closing he goes 'well at least it's DARK OUT IF I DON'T MAKE IT ALL THE WAY HOME NO ONE WILL KNOW' like there were no thoughts in my head it was just full omobrain.

This has been a huge rant but I think he's really cute and funny and one day he's going to tempt fate a little too hard and wet himself while we work together (manifesting this) (lowkey I'm paranoid that he's going to find my account even though I know the odds are so unlikely but thank you for giving me an outlet to gush about this)

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any omobait updates you're comfy sharing? we're all dying to pee—i mean, see 👀

OMOBAIT. I haven't shared very many shifts with him sadly but he is still up to his usual antics when we do work together on closing on the rare occasion.

I've been working a second job this summer so I'm not on the evening shift anymore very often so unfortunately there's not much to report.

We do message each other semi-frequently though and definitely graduated to being work friends which has been really nice.

I absolutely still have a crush and I'm about 75/100 that he's being an omo brat on purpose when he whines and makes a big scene and it's just us two LOL