[Okay but rate the struggle from a scale of 1-10: cats trying to eat all of Tseng's bugs]
Frown. 11/10 They follow him around, only if he has something in his hands and it’s ridiculous. His older cat (Su) waits for him to sit so she can sit on him because she loves making his life difficult. And when he’s sneaking around she just pads behind like???? Human, human I need sit??? Meow???? Why you not sitting??? Human seat??? MreoOOoow??? Sit???
His other cat (Jen) doesn’t care about what he does, ever, unless he’s trying to keep it from her. At which point she decides she must!! know!!! everything!!! So she descends on him like she’s trying to uncover a conspiracy theory while tripping him up.
What he normally does when he needs time alone is pet them aggressively (Su falls asleep while Jen screeches, disowns him and high tails it to the neighbours for the evening). Then he’ll fill their bowls with food and water and lock himself in the spare room so he can… do his gross bug things.