GUEST: **saw my rings**
-You're married and have a boyfriend?
ME: **confuse**
-Excuse me?
GUEST: -You got 2 rings, married and boyfriend.
ME: **realizing what he meant**
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOOO!! I am actually single Sir, I am not married nor have a boyfriend.
GUEST: Oh well, keep it that way. Marriage is no good!











