How about Idia?
Idia loved Friday game nights. No classes for the weekend, so he was free to play his MMO's well into the sun rising. He was also free to indulge on all manner of junkfood. Idia was munching away on a massive bag of gummy worms, chewing voraciously and loudly slurping and chewing into the mic while other players angrily told him to mute his mic. He never did.
And as he played, he grabbed an entire 2L bottle of soda, unscrewed the cap and greedily guzzled its contents down with his overpriced headphone mic still firmly planted on his head. His mic picked up every wet gulp from his throat, his heavy breathing through his nostrils and the boorish gasp for breath he gave when he finally set the bottle down and caught his breath.
But no sound was more boorish than the big, booming belch Idia let rip RIGHT into his microphone. All that carbonation in his belly came roaring out of him in an eructation louder than Idia almost ever was when not behind his tablet. When it ended, he groaned heavily into the microphone while several other players shouted at Idia behind the mic for being a disgusting pig, others called him out for being a massive troll because there's no way he didn't do that on purpose.
Idia smacked his lips and insisted that he couldn't help it. That sour candy and soda made his tummy so unbelievably bubbly, taking his headphones off and lifting up his shirt to show off his pale, bare belly as he pressed his mic right up against it so the other players would be subjected to the gaseous noises of Idia's stomach burbling and churning from all the junkfood and soda churning away inside of him. Then he pulled the mic right up to his both, sucked in a deep breath of air, and unleashed a HUGE belch right into the mic as loud and as long as he could, basking in both the relief, and the unholy mic cracking of other players SCREAMING at him in outrage at his disgusting behavior. It was music to that fiery haired online trolls' ears.





















