#onlinehorseproblems

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I spit so acidic turned her breast milk to cream cheese

jacking me under the table. I say yes please!!

call me Philadelphia the way I grease my pole.

sexuality like golf, just aiming for the hole

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In Scooby Doos "Allegory of the Cave"

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listen, I'm ready to stop being greedy. I don't need three weed smoking girlfriends. I'd settle for just one weed smoking girlfriend at this point.

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porn parody of hamlet called cucklet

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tumblr is the only social media platform where person A could make a "i got that dog in me" joke about coochie smell, leading to person B accusing person A of being a zoophile and before anyone has time to explain to person B, person C chimes in with a "so what if they were"

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yeah man, i don't get it

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crawling gotta be top 7 activities

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covering myself in dirt and berries to protect myself from apex predators and apex legends players