#only at work

[youre-my-boshaw-baby]

When you're called a hypercondriac because you tell someone your chest hurts and you can't breathe

[leiaorgona]

customers should be shot

[abstractdiagram]

One of my patients just told me “I just shit so big I think I bruised my asshole.” So there’s that.

[nobodys-baby-now]

this is so self indulgent but like.... adrian having a smoke during his break at fennel fields, in that place outside the restaurant where the dumpsters are.... sexy....

[grayisles]

Only good thing about working as a cashier, is when you see someone you know, and you give them a ridiculous name. 

Naruto would have killed me if I actually called that name. I don’t regret it.

[ohsilverplease]

i only wash my yogurt spoon like once a week and i’m either gonna get real sick or develop superpowers

[cotton-candy-fusion]

is it normal to feel constant, consistent, and very strong urges to scream, cry, and break things every single morning of your life for no apparent reason aside from a couple of tiny inconveniences.