May 29, 2017
“ I prefer cash but then that’d mean I’d have to work for a living... Doing the things people pay to me to do, and blahblah and as much as I love getting paid, I have zero plans on selling out so ... “ he reaches for the nearby snack, helping himself to a handful, “ All you gotta do is hook me up with a place to stay for a few days and I can play bodyguard or whatever. Need a cat to save from a tree? I got you. A store that needs robbing? Remember to swipe a can of Dr. Pepper and I got you. Oooo, what about a walking smoke machine for pranks or for proving a point? I can also do that no problem, bro. So? ”
@onlyjokesherebro // sc.