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In the car with my mom, dad, and brother

We are talking about caffeine addiction and coffee.

My dad: *finishing up his statement about his coffee* that's my coffee and I'm sticking to it. The only way i will stop drinking coffee is if my doctor told me, if you keeping drinking coffee you're gonna die. And then I'll get my affairs in order.