Nov 4, 2017
AHHH I MADE MY FIRST D&D BABBYYYY!!!!
Sooo the party I run brought a corpse of a calzone golem they found, yes a golem created with calzone ingredients, and they stayed at a tavern in a new town since that’s one of their religious requirements. Which led to the bard summoning their deity moe cause bard got nat 20 performance among drinking buff dwarves and buff humans caused a hardcore party, and so i had moe revive the golem cause that stuff ain’t cheap and now I control a nubby handed and footed 5 foot baby made of dough and they puke out hot pasta sauce a lot and lets out cute screams and noises they just started speaking common by the end of the session.