Jan 15, 2022
in order to function, lb needs to have crazy amounts of caffeine. he’s always drinking coffee or something stronger --- and this means his heart is always going like a hummingbird’s, apparently.
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in order to function, lb needs to have crazy amounts of caffeine. he’s always drinking coffee or something stronger --- and this means his heart is always going like a hummingbird’s, apparently.
lb has scars around both wrists from restraints --- and several others elsewhere (over his heart, and across his lower back, ect.) from his first week topside when a pair of hunters found, captured, and tortured him until he experienced a death/reset. they tore him apart and sold his organs to those who do magic and made fucking bank, wonderful for them. anyway lb is lowkey traumatized by this and scared of hunters, especially. and he’s told 0 people about it. huh.
info.
full (mostly fake) name: lars symon bennett. goes by: lb. nicknames: lazy bones, sleepyhead. age: appears to be in early 20s. gender: trans masc. pronouns: he/him with the occasional bitter He/Him. sexuality: gay through the roof. height: 5′3′’. species: hellhound. circle: limbo. occupation: writer for the moon, an occult magazine. alignment: o-oh, no. fashion: sunglasses. suits, a lot of the time, with ties included --- but he’s also known for pajama pants and fluffy socks when he is lazing around at home. which happens often. converse are the only shoes he owns, actually. voice + musical inspiration: here. main goals: get his family back to heaven and force god to recreate symon. positive traits: generally easy-going, 99% of the time. low-energy. easy to talk to. funny. loyal. very loving, when he finds the right person. a romantic, at heart. kind of baby. is down to cuddle and fall asleep at all hours of the day, actually. wants to know your favorite things. negative traits: uh, that other 1% where he wants to dethrone and replace god. obsessed with the notion that the hounds actually have a right and need to return to heaven. a lot of repressed anger that sometimes bubbles out --- but it always exhausts him and then he sleeps for 3 days after an outburst. his ability to compete with his siblings over almost anything. the fact he cannot stay out of trouble, especially with humans. the fact he’s 5′3′’ and wants to punch god in the mouth.
lb doing some music stuff but only uploading it to like soundcloud.
while lb isn’t the youngest, he is the runt. the smallest. this only makes his god complex worse and in this essay i’ll be talking about how--
oh you think blue’s mouth is noticeably warm? lemme tell you about his p--- (A TRUCK HONKS ITS HORN WHILE PASSING.)
something something blue’s jeans always have holes in them at the knees which is a fashion choice that is very sexy of him because it means his knees bruise and scuff whenever he’s on them, of which he loves to be often in this sinday essay i’m gonna haveta talk about---
lb has two moods. 1. happy. lazy. lowkey adorable. friendly. chill. 2. I SHOULD BE GOD.