Forgive me, phantasticallyartistic and a-slytherin-writer.
What do you mean, I'm doing angst wrong? Can't you see that Picarto is legitimately scared and miserable?
I have no excuse. The song's been in my head ever since. I was trying to finish a legit drawing of my OC until I began humming to the tune of 'Stacy's Mom'. Then this comic was born. By the way, Picarto's Mom belongs to phan and Tumblr belongs to slytherin. If you guys mind this being a post, just let me know and I'll delete it.
Bonus:
For those of you who refuse to accept Tumblr being into Picarto's Mom; have this. This is probably what bald-headed-me was doing after wrapping Hit and Pic in bubblewrap; trying to get Tumblr into another person besides Pic but ultimately failing. (Also, 'Stacy's Dad' is a song too ;3)