I think I over explain myself
I just sent this message over the Oogla general contact page: “Hello! A quick note: I am not contacting you on behalf of the company I work for. The name I used is not my real name. While I'm sure you could find out my real name, I don't know why you would do it. Regardless, I ask kindly that you don't do that. I only say this because I really want this feature and don't want you trashing this comment on your UI on the basis of "They used a false name". This communication has nothing to do with ███████████████ █████████████████████████████ , other than the fact that the person contacting you (me, obviously) works there. They neither endorse nor are aware of this communication. (The only reason I say all of this boring disclaimer quasi-legalese BS is because y'all asked for the company I work for, and I want to be sure that I'm covering my ass as much as somebody who has never even looked at a legal document can. I just don't wanna be fired.) :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::THE REASON I MESSAGED Y'ALL:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I went to y'alls "Reddit Outage Map" at 12:46 AM (US Central Time) on 6/25/2020 because I was getting a Content Delivery Service error and wanted to see if this was just a home networking issue or if Reddit was really down. Your website seemed pretty well put together at first glance, but when I looked at y'alls map I was a bit confused. There's no indication of what all of this means. See this Imgur post as a reference. The description is quoted below, so you don't need to click on the link if company policy doesn't allow it, but the pic does provide some moderate context. +++++ LINK OMITTED +++++ "Of course, even a monkey like me can infer some basic details. Red = It's dickered bud. Yellow = Step right up! Step right up! Try your luck at accessing overly opinionated posts and group-think on a massive scale! It's a gamble and the prize is gourmet garbage! Green = The trash can is open you fuckin' horny raccoon. We'll keep the lid off of the bin as long as we can. As nice as it is to have a simple scale, it would be really nice to have some indication of what these colors mean exactly. Nothing too complex, just a basic legend or definitions of the colors." ============================================================== This might be available elsewhere, and if it is then Satan smite me where I stand. But if it is available elsewhere, I couldn't find it within 2 minutes of looking around. I'm not asking for stupidly detailed stats, just relatively simple definitions of your color scheme and, if you're feeling generous, some basic real-time stats. Cheers!” wHY dO I ovER EXPLAIN AND JUSTIFY EVERYTHING? Is it name-brand Childhood Trauma™, or just the way I am as a person? Because if it’s the latter, I don’t like it.
