#oomshi

[delzdesigns]

[dlrtybubble]

making this is by far my proudest moment

[sexualremarks]

“if your life was a movie who would the audience hate” me bitches!!! i am the worst character. im just here as a hinge for all the wildly more entertaining and relatable side characters who hold the show together.

[goofedagain]

I'm pretty sure that the only purpose in an oatmeal raisin cookie's existence is to deceive one into believing it is chocolate chip. How despicable.

[definitionofgenius]

I remember once I put a bunch of famous urls in the tags of a text post to see if it would get me more notes and one of the people I tagged called me thirsty but it got like a few hundred notes so i felt pretty proud of myself

[fartblr]

This scene from Shrek is the first thing I thought of