#oonq

[stardestroyer81]

You ever just have a silly idea and then take it to its final form?

[fish-flower]

[ the Order are at the dinner table, with all members arguing with the exception of Specter {and probably Polar, he's just eating his chicken drumstick} for... whatever reason ] Specter, having enough of this nonsense:

SILENCEEEEEEEE!!!

King: And then I said: "Oatmeal?! Are you craz—"

King: Specter: The rest of the Order:

King: ... Oh.

[incorrectshovelry]

Propeller Knight: I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual. 

[incorrectshovelry]

Plague Knight: I'm small but knowing

Mona: You don't be knowing what the top shelf looks like.

Plague Knight:...

Mona:...

Plague Knight: Your a bitch and I don't know why I fucking love you so much.

[incorrectshovelry]

King Knight: What does LGBT stand for?

Plague Knight: Luigi Got Big Titties.

Propeller Knight: No.

Mole Knight: Low Gates Bring Turkeys.

Propeller Knight: Again no!

Specter Knight: Let's Go Beat Timmy.

Propeller Knight: Please Stop.

Treasure Knight: Lite Green Bean Tacos.

Propeller Knight: Fucking WHAT.

Tinker Knight: Livid Geese Bitching Tiredly.

Propeller Knight: I swear to god your all fucking high and fucking moronic.

[incorrectshovelry]

Specter Knight to Shovel Knight: the Plague Knight I know isn't fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially himself. I once saw him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner. Shovel Knight, he opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a normal thing to do. it was unholy. and then I asked him what the hell he was doing and he said, and I quote, "it's basically a smoothie."

[incorrectshovelry]

King Knight: I sleep in a bed made of gold!, do you?

Plague Knight: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

King Knight: Oh.... yeah.

[incorrectshovelry]

Specter Knight: I THOUGHT YOU SAID THESE WERE YOUR PEOPLE.

King Knight: They are my people.... Which means most of them have sworn revenge against me at some point.