#oowada mail

[ask-dangan-if]

Alohomora at Mondo

Alohomora: Can you and have you, ever picked a lock?

Yeah, I wouldn’t say “pick” the lock more like I’d say “find the heaviest thing near me and chuck it at the lock to see if it breaks or not”.

So... yes and no?

[ask-dangan-if]

Could someone help me? I've got this wisdom tooth coming in that hurts like hell. I was wondering if one of you could punch me in the jaw to try and knock the tooth out.

No problem! Just hold still and that tooth’ll be right out--! *about to swing his fist back when Taka grabs it*

Not so fast! You see medical help about the tooth at once! Knocking it out with physical violence will only make it worse!

Aaaand in comes the Fun Police. Kyoudai, do you have some kinda sixth sense fer people you think are breakin’ the rules or somethin’?

That I do! And it’s the sixth sense of justice, Mondo! And justice never once lets me down!

*muttering* Or let anyone have any fuckin’ fun around here fer that matter...

[ask-dangan-if]

Mondo, when are you and Taka going to kiss? I dare you both to give eachother a smooch on dem lips!

Uhhh, never? I’ve got a boyfriend already and Taka likes someone else. Plus, we’re just close friends! Why th’ fuck would I kiss ‘im on purpose?