#ishimaru mail

[ask-dangan-if]

Fahrenheit 451 - What’s your favorite book? (For Ishi)

My favorite? Well, I’ve read my share of novels in my lifetime, but they were usually for related assignments in my classes! No less, I remember each as clear as day!

If I were to pick a favorite, however, “The Scarlet Letter” would certainly be a great choice! Pardoning the whole adultery mess, I found it rather empowering for Miss Prynne to have made more or less of a meaningful life for herself through hard work alone, and regaining the respect of the community that once shunned her!

...Seems it would be nice to earn respect back from everyone even with a big black stain on your family’s tarnished reputation, wouldn’t it? I’ve still got quite a ways to go in that department.

[ask-dangan-if]

Hey I know it’s been crazy and all, but you need to take a break kid. Happy birthday Ishimaru. Hope it’s a good one

Huh? My bir-- !!!!!

Oh, that’s right! I completely forgot! And here I am with belated thanks for the kind regards! That’s unacceptable of me, I am very sorry, Anon-kun! What sort of role model am I being unable to express gratitude punctually?! GRAAAAAAUGH!

[ask-dangan-if]

I can guess, if possible let them know of the mistake and warn them the friend who sent it thought a risque picture was the best thing to send ok

At this rate, that’s the only option we have left!

The problem is, I don’t know the identity of who sent it to begin with. So even in the chance we get that file back, who are we going to make sure doesn’t repeat history?

[ask-dangan-if]

Could someone help me? I've got this wisdom tooth coming in that hurts like hell. I was wondering if one of you could punch me in the jaw to try and knock the tooth out.

No problem! Just hold still and that tooth’ll be right out--! *about to swing his fist back when Taka grabs it*

Not so fast! You see medical help about the tooth at once! Knocking it out with physical violence will only make it worse!

Aaaand in comes the Fun Police. Kyoudai, do you have some kinda sixth sense fer people you think are breakin’ the rules or somethin’?

That I do! And it’s the sixth sense of justice, Mondo! And justice never once lets me down!

*muttering* Or let anyone have any fuckin’ fun around here fer that matter...