Happy Unattached Christmas (open starter)
“Hello, you’ve made it just in time. I’m about to hand out waffles that look like hearts. I also have some other sweet treats and drinks too. Please help yourself. Happy Unattached Christmas. I sent out invitations but I assume no one would show. We are going to have a lovely day! You ready? Hey take a dollar kazoo blow though it makes sounds! You want bacon with the waffle?”














