❝ Hey. Could you buy me a hotdog? I'm out of money. ❞

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❝ Hey. Could you buy me a hotdog? I'm out of money. ❞
❝ So like... What is the best way to tell someone they're hot without them thinking you're a weirdo? Do I just not say it at all? But what if they're like, super hot?? ❞
❝ This 's the third time this week someone called me 'cute'! The fudge is goin' on? Ya'll got shirts for brains or somethin'?! ❞
❝ Is there a reason everyone stops and stares at me that I should be aware of? ❞
❝ It's Sunday! You know what that means, right? Ehehehe... ❞
❝ I'M GETTIN' MCDONALDS TODAY!! ❞
❝ .. No, I wasn't watching the 'cooking channel'. I didn't even know that existed. ❞
❝ Your boy Sampo's gonna keep it real. I'm not sure how I feel about 9 out of 10 people's first impressions of me being 'pathetic', 'sopping wet' and 'messy'. ❞
❝ I mean, if that's the role you want me to play, I'm always willing to put on a performance for the right price! But I like to think I'm a bit more distinguished than that on a regular basis! Besides, I only use the smallest amount of hair gel possible. My hair doesn't look THAT wet. ❞
❝ Whatever it is you think you saw here... You didn't. And you're going to forget you were ever even here. Am I understood? ❞