#open mockery

[march-is-not-dead]

This isn't and has never been about Castorice, I simply fooled all of you and myself into believing it was and am completely un-sorry for anyone expecting Castorice related content on my blog, get Clowned meatball.

This was all part of My Evil Plan to make you believe I was a normal person, the 3rd step my moderately Evil scheme more precisely, scheme of which I will not reveal the first 2 parts just to be annoying (mwahahah)*.

Kinda related, but I did steal a baby from their lollipop as I was advised in the previous post, maliciously thanking you for your help random Tumblrita whose url I do not care enough about to Look for.

*[evil laugh is a Work In Progress]

[inthroughthesunroof]

After a long night, House Republicans will try to get enough votes to pass their health care bill. It's a big moment in Trump's young presidency. Here's the latest.

(See also: “They don’t have a plan, they just hate mine.” AKA why the Republican party can’t find its ass with both hands when it comes to health care.)