❛ okay, so i’ve been thinking and remember in spongebob season 2 episode 22b “bossy boots” when pearl remakes the krusty krab and makes it hip and she wants spongebob to serve salads but he doesn’t know how to make one? and spongebob, confused, asks himself the now iconic question; “what the heck is a sal-ad? ❜
❛ well, in season 1 episode 10a “culture shock” ( 24 episodes earlier ), mr. krabs hosts a talent show at the krusty krab and raises the price of the krusty krab’s free SALAD BAR when people start throwing tomatoes at squidward. how could spongebob claim to have no prior knowledge of salads or what they even are or how to make them ( or even how to pronounce the word ) if mr. k has had a salad bar in the restaurant since almost day one?? this all fits in with my theory that mr. krabs is a SITH LORD who’s been messing with spongebob’s mind, periodically erasing his memories, and taking advantage of his naievete in order to gain a foothold on the public of bikini bottom through spongebob’s fry cook skills! i mean, when you think about it, he has all of the - ❜