Me during 5 hours of Opera Siegfried
Act 1
Mime: blah blah blah "fur dich"...
Me: what? Why dich? Are they on the first name basis?
Mime: "I'm like your father and mother"
Me: oh okay...
...
Wanderer: blah blah "Fafnir, the giant"
Me: he is a dragon!
Wanderer: "who turned into a dragon"
Me: *nods approvingly*
...
Wanderer: blah blah "there are gods in heaven"
Me: VALHALLA
Wanderer: ..."Valhalla, and there is a huge ash-tree..."
Me: YGGDRASIL!
Wanderer: *doesn't name it by the name*
Me: seriously?
Act 2
Siegfried: "oh there is a pretty bird!"
Me: it is a Valkyrie!
Bird: *is actually a bird*
Me: oops
...
Almost everyone: "I will get the ring of the Nibelung and will rule the world"
Me: "and one ring to rule them all....."
Act 3
Brunnhilda: "I love the one who woke me up with a kiss"
Me: he took your breastplate and your helmet
Brunnhilda: "he destroyed my breastplate and my helmet but I still love him"
Me: *shakes head*
...
Me: So when does Siegfried die?
Siegfried: *stays alive*
Me: *eye roll*