For the ship meme: Orchid and Ori (please tell me you remember Ori... not many people do)
• who controls the netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching
Definitely Orchid. Not that he doesn’t like watching them, but Ori didn’t know there were that many dinosaur movies… or dragon movies… or movies about really sarcastic people…
• who snores
Ori, just a little bit. (Orchid keeps trying to come up with a good snappy remark about it, but when she has the opportunity to say something about how annoying it is, she somehow can’t make herself do it. Mostly because she doesn’t find it annoying—which annoys her, because she thought for sure she’d mastered the talent of being annoyed by anything she wants.)
• who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off
Orchid once (she did not make this mistake again) set her contacts’ ringtones as songs involving dinosaurs. Ori, being the cheerful, friendly kid he is, likes to call her whenever he’s excited and needs someone to talk to, which is presumably why he always seems to call her in the middle of her cases. The bad part was that Orchid’s case was in the library with a whole bunch of people, all of whom got to hear Walk the Dinosaur randomly start playing at nearly full volume. (Ori got called Sherman very loudly because of this. Orchid isn’t too particular about keeping the library’s be-quiet rule, but still. He interrupted a very important conversation about the decibel limit for said rule.)• who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance
Orchid always gets top bunk. Always. But apparently, Ori didn’t get the memo, because if Orchid doesn’t get there first, he’s up there being completely happy because he’s always wanted to sleep on a top bunk.
• who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other
They take turns. It seems to depend on whoever’s tiredest—if Ori’s trying to sleep in, Orchid will play the really loud edition of 1812 Overture with full cannon sound effects just because she can, but if Orchid doesn’t feel like waking up yet, Ori mysteriously appears at the piano and tries to play Fur Elise. Key word being tries, because he can’t figure out how to hit any of the left-hand chords and it drives Orchid crazy…
• who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal
Ori wanted to make his own brownies for his birthday, so he did his best with the limited information he could gather about making them from Oksana, Otto, Dr. O, and Orchid respectively. (“No.” “You’re making brownies? COOL! Can I taste-test?” “Professional opinion: don’t eat brownies. They’re bad for you. Personal opinion: I don’t know how to make them, but they are delicious.” “RAWR! Big bad dinosaur!”) They got burnt on the outside and undercooked in the middle, but he tried, and that’s what counts!
(Orchid, too, has set things on fire while trying to make a birthday meal. But it wasn’t really on accident…)