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[namegoesup]

taylor is so obsessed w being in love w someone's wife haha so weird and random of her

[whenfatecollides]

the way this has been a constant thing since 2017 🤐

[mymostimaginaryfriend]

first lines fic meme tagged by the lovely @hencethebravery who uses promises of fic gifts as the best sort of peer pressure. xoxo thank u.

first line of the last 10 fics I’ve written wow I have ...not written much this year have I? Or at least finished many fics...gonna throw some WIPs in here to make up for it.  

1. wip: “simple math” (life nbc) In the weeks after the orange grove, Dani takes up running again.

2. “sowing season” (qots) Here’s the thing about revealing your greatest vulnerability to your biggest enemy: they don’t tend to forget it.

3. wip: “bury the dead where they’re found” ch 2 (qots) James has never been a superstitious man.  Needing an omen to tell you that shit is about to go sideways meant you weren’t paying enough attention in the first place.

4. “mistletoe” (swamp thing)  “Alec...?”

5. never posted: “ugly sweater” (hart of dixie) “Zoe, the whole point of an ugly sweater contest is it’s supposed to be ugly — not cute ugly or punny ugly — ugly ugly,” Wade calls to her as he buttons his jeans, adding in a mutter just loud enough for her to hear, “And sure as hell not whatever was in that Dolsy and Cabana package you got in the mail yesterday.”

6 “bury the dead where they’re found” ch 1 (qots) The wind is howling a mournful tune as the three riders pick their way down the desolate mountain pass.

7. “i’m rested & i’m ready (to begin)” (qots) “How’s the arm?” James demanded, the whites of his eyes flashing in stark relief against the rivulets of red dripping down his forehead.

8. “fill it up + throw it down” (qots) Now he didn’t like to brag, but George Megalos was something of a reality show connoisseur. 

9. “kiss me goodbye (don’t tell me why)” (qots) The blare of a trumpet pierces the night air like a warning as the beat of the brass band keeps time with her pounding heart.

10. “shoot the lights out” (qots) It doesn’t snow in Dallas but it doesn’t stay pretty green either—how’s that song go, again? 

tagging: if you see this and want to participate, please do!

[beca-mitchell]

i keep confusing your user name with darlabeane's 😂

lmao

read the room, anon 

[aitanabonmati]

beth's password being "addy" repressed lesbians here we go!!!!

[matthewtkafuck]

drew doughty: respects everyone except matthew tkachuk and women

matthew tkachuk: respects no one except for women

[outofcontextspiderman]

[rookieforlife]

It looks like CP is preggers

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