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I want to drink red wine and eat cheese in college with cute boys and Lexi and Bella

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rule 1: Always post the rules 
rule 2: answer questions that are given to you and write 11 new ones rule 3: tag 11 people rule 4: let them know you tagged them

I was tagged my cecilanswersthevoid

1. If you were 5 inches tall how would you get around? 

My regular-sized manservants would carry me to various locations.

2.What would you say to the first person who ever hurt your feelings

I have no idea who the first person to ever hurt my feelings is but I would probably  just kinda of look away and internally pout. 3.Who is your favourite villain of all time?

Oh, geez. This is hard but Gus Fring. That guy was so calm, cool, and collected AND THEN YOU'D PISS HIM OFF AND HE'D FUCKING CUT YOU UP WITH A BOX CUTTER.  4.What’s your most embarrassing moment? 

My life is one continual embarrassing moment lol 5.What is the dumbest thing someone could ever say to you? 

The first thing that comes to mind is that someone told me that government can't make her get insurance. My head nearly exploded.  6.What is the most disgusting thing you’ve ever had to eat? 

I had liver pate many, many years ago and it was disgusting. 7.Have you ever experienced anything supernatural?

The fact that I haven't been killed in some of the seriously dangerous situations I've put my dumb ass in has to be God. I'm 100% certain.  8.What is your favourite book?

My favorite book is 1984. I've read it a billion times since I first read it in middle school.  9.If you had the opportunity would you ever join Hannibal Lecter for dinner? (No judgment bro but you know he makes people look good)

He'd have to make me something vegan. And I'd have to watch him make it. Buuuuuuut, he's super pretentious which I'm not into. Also, he's evil??? So I don't know. Is Will Graham gonna be there? 10.Have you ever been in a fight?

No. I can't even imagine it.  11.What is your favourite poem?

"Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening"

by, Robert Frost 

"Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village though; He will not see me stopping here To watch his woods fill up with snow. My little horse must think it queer To stop without a farmhouse near Between the woods and frozen lake The darkest evening of the year. He gives his harness bells a shake To ask if there is some mistake. The only other sound's the sweep Of the easy wind and downy flake. The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep."

Thanks for tagging me!

My Eleven Questions:

1. If you could live anywhere where would you live?

2. If you could have dinner with any historical person who would it be?

3. What's your dream job?

4. Tell me a random story from your childhood

5. Do you sleep with socks on or off?

6. What's a pet-peeve of yours?

7. Would you rather be roomies with Leslie Knope or April Ludgate?

8. What superpower do you want most?

9. What's a song that can listen to on repeat?

10. What's a favorite book from your childhood?

11. How's your day going???

Thanks for tagging me!

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[breadfan]

Thank You!

Oh my gosh, I can't believe it! 3 new followers in 2 days! I'm so happy!

I want to thank you all and say that you're really important!

All my love to you three <3

embrace the madness, Holmesexual, honey, you should see me in a crown

[binickandros]

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oh shit. let the tea wars commence.