Feb 27, 2012
if you're going to flirt with every single two-legged thing that's even remotely female, at least be more original. you say the same thing to very single one of your poor victims.
you would think that after being rejected 146285628682356826238746 times, you'd come up with at least one pickup line that doesn't suck. guess not.
oh, and please don't touch me. or be a tomasulo and breathe on my face.
we're girls, not pieces of meat.