The post in which I have a funny story!!!
So today I was waiting in the bus terminal house thing at school, when these two girls come in. Of course I think nothing of this until I get to hear their conversation.
"So I heard that you were texting my boyfriend."
“Well, yea, just like 'hey how are you?’"
“Well I don’t want you texting him."
“It wasn't anything, why are you getting so angry ..."
“BITCH! STOP TEXTING MY BOYFRIEND."
From then it was a tirade of accusations and angry yelling, so I decided to sneak out the door because there was just enough space for me to fit. Unfortunately, the girlfriend was having none of this and decided to block my way and ask me a question.
“Excuse me. Can I ask you, what do you think of this? Like would you be okay with your friend texting your boyfriend?"
Of course, I am feeling awkward by this point but decide to go with my honest opinion.
“Uh, well, I mean if we are all really close with each other and my friend was--"“YOU SEE! REALLY CLOSE! YOU AND HIM ARE NOT REALLY CLOSE!"
“I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE UPSET!"
So since attention is off of me, I decide for another escape but once again she asks me a question.
“But like, If your friend was having conversations with your—“
“Look, I don’t want to intrude, but speaking as a third party observer—“
“YOU SEE! YOU ARE MAKING HER FEEL AWKWARD!” said the girlfriend to her friend.
“Look! I don’t want any of you to think I feel awkward (lie), but if I trusted my friend I would not care!”
Now for my third attempt she is still blocking the door with her arm, and I am still trying to leave, and she is still asking me questions, and her friend is still telling her to let me go outside, when FINALLY my bus comes. I tell this chick that I have to get on my bus and she says
“Alright, sorry, go right ahead.”
And the people at the bus terminal across from me are all looking, and I am laughing, and as I get on the bus she says to her friend,
“Let’s go get some ice cream!”
Now, have I been punk’d by the drama department, or do people actually do this in real life. Either way, this was the highlight of my day and left me laughing all the way home.
