turn him into a beautiful fat man /ref
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turn him into a beautiful fat man /ref
I’m hungry but eating is
painful
the world is so cruel. why will no one bring me little cups of orange slices
mom is trying to get me to to get up from a distance through the phone but my legs are literally jelly
Reblog if you lowkey wanna eat NCT's lightstick
i was thinking about that moment cause that cake in the shape of a cockroach popped up on my dash and people saying they wouldn’t eat it and here i am going “Give me the biggest slice, chocolate cake with filling sounds fucking great”
Advice to anyone getting surgery:
Stock up on food holy shit there is nothing like the post-op munchies. Like you’re body’s gonna be like “fuck dude I need CALORIES to fix this shit” and you gotta supply.