Ooo! Just found this blog and everything you write is so amazing! Especially the fantasy stuff I absolutely love it! Ok if I ask for a himbo berserker orc that when they rage have an unending hunger? Or anything you can think of, whatever you make is a joy to read!
Oh, hey, that’s a really fun idea there. I might be able to write something for it.
As it stands, the party loved him. Out of the four of them, the orc on their team is their biggest hitter. It's natural, of course, for an orc. But his other most positive quality is just how friendly he is, even if he does seem a bit on the oblivious side. Most orcs are known for being rather harsh and brutish, but this one? He'd sooner hug a person than punch them and his friendliness always seems to work in their favor. There was just one...slight issue.
The orc is a berserker, flying into a rage in order to hit the hardest. He flies into conflict blindly, like a beast out for blood, and ravishes anyone that stands in his way. The team themselves have gotten hurt due to this before, and he's always very apologetic after, but it at least keeps their healer in business. The rage can be dealt with just fine if it didn't come with one massive drawback: a near-bottomless hunger.
With a mace as his weapon of choice, the orc mostly knocked enemies down and winded them. It made it easy for him to then scoop them off the ground with his free hand and...devour them whole. And he does it every time, with everyone he hits. No one has seen a limit he can reach yet, either. His green stomach always seems to stretch so tight over its meals, but no matter how tight it gets, there's always space for another meal to be shoveled past his lips. When it comes to conflicts, the rest of the team always has to hold back. Getting too close tends to get them shoveled into his maw as well and getting back out can be very difficult. The healer has gotten...proficient with revival magic, but the team always makes sure that he doesn't get too close. They don't want to find out if the healer can cast a revival on himself before he melts and have it work...
Every situation always ends the same though: the orc is left with a massive gut, stuffed to the brim with meat, gurgling and churning like a cauldron. He usually comes to when there's nothing left to stuff into his face, and the orc always seems pretty confused about what he ate--evidently, he has very few memories of his rages, and usually asks where all the enemies went, not realizing that they're boiling alive in his tank. The team usually just reassures him that the problem is over and he ate to celebrate and that placates him. The poor orc always worries so much over the idea of hurting people that...none of them really have the guts to admit to what he's like when he fights.
At the very least, it ends well for them. Not so much whoever they're fighting. Entire bandit camps are left completely abandoned, dragons are wiped out in an instant, and evil rulers are left dethroned and without an army--they even try to avoid friendly sparring after that time the orc devoured an entire adventuring guild during a friendly match. And by the end, the orc spends a couple hours digesting it all, never realizing exactly what he's done or where all that food came from. By the end, he's always back on his feet, friendly as ever with an even fatter gut. One that's always on display, wobbling and sloshing whenever he moves, a mass grave of every person who's stood in the way of his rage.
But despite it all, the team loves him, and the orc gets many appreciative belly rubs for his troubles. No one can stay mad at him when he looks so sweet.


















