#orient incorrect quotes

[yamraihasgirlfriend]

Kojiro: I am going to need you to swear- Musashi: Fuck. Tsugumi: ... Kojiro: ...swear as in promise.

[babymagi]

Shiro: What are you doing?

Seiroku: 😇🍷

Shiro: Drinking again?

Seiroku: Yes! 😄

Shiro: Why?

Seiroku: Because it’s alcohol 😄

Shiro: No…

Seiroku: Because I’m an alcoholic 😄

Shiro: You really shouldn’t say that with a straight face

Seiroku: Because I’m an alcoholic ;(

[babymagi]

Seiroku, tending to Shiro's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Shiro, fucking with him: Zero stars, do not recommend, horrible customer service Seiroku: -_-

[yamraihasgirlfriend]

Michiru: Musashi, I'm sad. Musashi: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Tsugumi: Kojiro, I'm sad. Kojiro, nodding: mood.

[babymagi]

Tatsuomi: On a scale of one to ten, how bad is it? Kuroko: Oh! I'd say it's about a... seven... point... arm ripped off? Tatsuomi: MY ARM IS W H A T ???

[babymagi]

Naoe: IS YOUR ARM OKAY??? Uesugi: My arm is fine Naoe: NO, YOUR OTHER ARM Uesugi: What other arm?

[babymagi]

Nanao: You know, for example, for me I'm nonbinary so I identify with they/them pronouns Shiro: Yup and there's nothing wrong with that, the Obsidian Goddess loves you and she will continue to love you 🥰 *Later* Shiro: YOU NEED TO LEAVE HER ALONE! Nanao: Master it's they/them pronouns! Shiro: YOU NEED TO LEAVE THEY ALONE! Nanao: THEM, Shiro! Shiro: I'm trying 🥺

[yamraihasgirlfriend]

Musashi: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Kojiro: What's that? Musashi: Remorse code. Kojiro: I'm even angrier now.