#origami-beards

[jessiekalopsia]

origami-beards replied to your video: HEY GUYS WATCH ME PRETEND TO BE SLIGHTLY HUMOROUS...

OH MY GOD YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE BALL DROP?! =((((((((

I was really thinking about making some stupid joke about how I like my men having already gone through puberty, but I'm assuming that's been done a thousand times before o_o

but I dunno I've never ever watched it drop before is that even entertaining

[jessiekalopsia]

The first penis I saw was my current boyfriend's and I was horrified of like BJs etc and the first time I saw his penis I BURST OUT LAUGHING and it wasn't like because of his penis it was just like SUCH A STRANGE SITUATION oh god and then I told him that when it was flacid it looked like a hairless caterpillar IS THAT BAD

No that isn't bad at all omg flacid penises are the most awful looking things because erect penises are ugly enough omg

[jessiekalopsia]

I LOVE YOUR BOOBS CAN I HAVE THEM

YES YES YOU CAN HERE TAKE THEM

[jessiekalopsia]

FUCKING HATE TICKLING. BECAUSE I'M SMALL PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN TICKLE ME LIKE THE PILLSBURY FUCKING DOUGHBOY AND I WANT TO KNIFE THEIR FACES IT IS AN UNACCEPTABLE THING TO DO.

I HATE BEING TICKLED LITERALLY MORE THAN ANYTHING EVER I HAVE SLAPPED GUYS BEFORE FOR TICKLING ME AND I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE WHEN GIRLS SLAP GUYS AND IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT

[jessiekalopsia]

Ali is pretty much the only person that pays attention to my blog and I'm okay with that because her blog is golden :3

[sunstonespells]

I SHIP YOU WITH ORIGAMI-BEARDS LOL SHE'S A HOT PIECE OF ASS YOU SHOULD GET ON THAT

I APPROVE OF THIS SHIPALLISON I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIMEI MISS YOUR FACE AND YOUR SEX 

[sunstonespells]

YOU HAVE FREE RANGE OF MY VAGINA IN CELEBRATION OF YOUR BIRTHDAY SAMYOU'RE WELCOME.

THANKS, ALLISON!