#origamically

[orderandsophism]

LMC is a mystery wrapped in an enigma and coated with a conundrum

stoned-levi: what's lmc's full name

stoned-levi: i feel like you'd know

orderandsophism: lisa moburito changstein

stoned-levi: is the c for chang? is my stereotyping correct?

stoned-levi: i'm amazing

orderandsophism: why did we both go for that name

stoned-levi:: WORD WHY DIDNT WE GUESS LIKE

stoned-levi: ... CLARK

stoned-levi: LISA CLARK? THAT'S A NICE NAME.

orderandsophism: my guess is actually form seinfeld

stoned-levi: ah

orderandsophism: yours is just racist

stoned-levi: oh

stoned-levi: yeah

sober-levi: it's not chang, you racists

stoned-levi: - looks down -

sober-levi: it's cheng

orderandsophism: FUCK

stoned-levi:: FUCK

sober-levi: :3

orderandsophism: SO CLOSE

stoned-levi: TGYHUYTRSUGTD'

sober-levi: LMAO

stoned-levi: AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

sober-levi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

stoned-levi: CAN WE POST THIS

[orderandsophism]

ORDER, WHY?

origamically, but really, everyone who's ever spoken to me.

[orderandsophism]

Doodles Make SternGazes Cry, tbh

SternGazes: Oh wow Order isn't on tumblr atm //makes an incriminating post tbh

OrderandSophism: : HOW DO U KNOW I'M NOT ON TUMBLR

SternGazes: Well you're not posting eruris.

SoberLevi: >: why aren't you posting the eruris, order

OrderandSophism: LMAO CUZ I AM WRITING THE ERURIS

OrderandSophism: DIRTY SMUTTY ERURIS THAT WOULD MAKE STERN CRY BECAUSE

OrderandSophism: DICKS EVERYWHERE

SternGazes: >':

SternGazes: Doodles make the stern cry.

OrderandSophism: doodles?

SternGazes: Male genitalia.

OrderandSophism: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

SoberLevi: omg

OrderandSophism: i can't

OrderandSophism: i can't breathe

OrderandSophism: i think i'm going to die

SternGazes: Well MAYBE if you stopped writing about inappropriate behaviour and doodles you wouldn't be so upset!! >: Tbh!

OrderandSophism: i'm

OrderandSophism: not upset?

OrderandSophism: LMAO

OrderandSophism: I WAS LAUGHING?!

SternGazes:: You're crying >:

OrderandSophism: YOU DOODLE

SternGazes: Because you're a s h a m e d.

SternGazes: Did you just call me a male genitalia... :c

OrderandSophism: i'm getting like an 8 pack from this conversation

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denied.

OrderandSophism: stern.

Sterngazes: What--

OrderandSophism: i love you.

Sterngazes: ...oh no.

Sober Levi: No, I love Stern

Sterngazes: ...oh NO.

Sober Levi: >:

[orderandsophism]

;sobs

Stoned Levi: i've never like.. not... drawn

Sober Levi: I have a good grasp of 3d space like in those visual puzzles that involve turning a shape/etc. Those are easier for me than for someone who isn't as strong in that area. So I do think that helps me pick up some art related things faster.

Stoned Levi: if there wasnt paper, the walls would suffer

OrderandSophism [Nani]: ... i was good at woodcarving ... that's it.

OrderandSophism [Nani]: prolly cuz it was like stabbing

Stoned Levi: nani u fukn hoodrat

Sterngazes: -is too good for this shit-

Sterngazes: -draws birds in the distance-

[orderandsophism]

HEY HEY HEICHOU HERE TO SEDUCE YOU

The knob of Erwin's office door jiggled and rattled for a good thirty seconds before a loud thud, then silence followed by the pained whining of a grown man who chose unwisely. Shoulder throbbing and possibly bruising, Levi grit his teeth over his poor attempt at bullying his way past the locked door. He cleared his throat before declaring to what he hoped was an occupied office, "ERWIN SMITH, I AM HERE TO SEDUCE YOU." He gave Erwin, who he sincerely prayed was present on the other side, a moment to digest such a bold proclamation before presenting further evidence of the veracity and vehemence behind his words. Levi slid the folder of completed paperwork under the door along with a lone chicken nugget. "THERE'S MORE OF THAT IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT, ERWINNNNN~"

GODDAMNIT LMC

[orderandsophism]

Your reputation is you're a chicken nugger eatin', booty call defenestratin', no good Erwin-lusting motherfricker. How dare you.. <3

Guys, I’m sure I have a reputation somewhere in this fandom: So what is it? Leave that in my ask box as I ponder over this.

WAIT DO YOU MEAN I LUST AFTER OTHER ERWINS BECAUSE THAT IS LEGIT OK

however

GET OUT.

[orderandsophism]

[Wanted to say that I've been amused by every post you've made today as a cat. You're helping me with my abdominal workouts =v= /dead forever]

-scREAMING-

:333

I'm glad you enjoy because STERN HATES CAT ERWIN

I'm going to eat a bird in protest