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Jon: Oh, so Katie finally stole your boyfriend?

David: Shut up.

Jon: They look cute together.

David: That means nothing. Dave looks cute with everybody.

Tom: You can't spend the rest of your life alone, dressed in black, staying up all night listening to Elton John.

David: I absolutely can and will do that.

Katie: So, you like bad girls, huh?

Dave: Uhh, you could say that...

Katie: Tell him, Jon.

Jon: [pointing] She's the worst.

David: I would kill to protect you.

Emma: I appreciate that. But to be honest it doesn't mean much coming from you.

Tom: David.

David: Mmm?

Tom: Would you say that you've lost your sense of identity?

David: Sure.

Tom: Your... ID, to put it another way.

David: Where is this going?

Tom: You've lost your ID.

David: Tom...

Tom: Now you're just [giggles] Dav.

David: Fuck you.

Katie: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Condottieri: That's not a lot of inches.

Dave: I don't have the energy for this.

Tom: For what?

Dave: *gestures vaguely*

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