#original feud

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YOU BOUGHT A PUPPY

Watch it. This dog is my brother, Nik.

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What do you do when Klaus doesn't give you candy?

That’s easy. I’d just pout cutely and say,

and he’d give the world to me.

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Love. Meeeeeeeeeeeee

Throw away that bloody kitten and maybe I will.

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original feud on skype: marriage, cats, and shits

Rebekah as a Salvawhore

Klaus as a dog

ELijah as a Petrova Vagina's fan

Kol as the coolah brother

[3/5/13 6:00:15 AM] REBEKAH: [inserts gif of a stupid cat] bekah's next cat 

[3/5/13 6:02:41 AM] ELIJAH: btw, that cat is stupid, Rebekah

[3/5/13 6:03:00 AM] KOL: OOOOOOOOOOOO

[3/5/13 6:03:08 AM] KLAUS: showing off... makes an ass of himself

[3/5/13 6:03:11 AM] KOL: Elijah is mean to Rebekah THATS NEW

[3/5/13 6:03:28 AM] ELIJAH: ELIJAH DOESN'T LIKE CATS!

[3/5/13 6:03:35 AM] KLAUS: Klaus hates cats

[3/5/13 6:03:38 AM] KLAUS: because I’m a dog

[3/5/13 6:04:17 AM] REBEKAH: you're stupid, Elijah

[3/5/13 6:04:29 AM] KOL: KOL DOESNT LIKE IT TOO BUT REBEKAH FORCED ME INTO A VOW

[3/5/13 6:04:42 AM] KLAUS: literally Klaus

[3/5/13 6:04:44 AM] KLAUS: [inserts grandma poker face here]

[3/5/13 6:05:00 AM] REBEKAH: MWAHAHAHA. FOREVER FORCING PEOPLE INTO VOWS

[3/5/13 6:05:00 AM] REBEKAH: WASN'T FOREVER AND ALWAYS MY IDEA TOO?

[3/5/13 6:05:04 AM] ELIJAH: xDDDD

[3/5/13 6:05:17 AM] KLAUS: [inserts grandma poker face here]

[3/5/13 6:05:18 AM] ELIJAH: DOES KLAUS YELL BAZINGA THERE? PLEASE SAY YES!

[3/5/13 6:05:19 AM] KLAUS: crying

[3/5/13 6:05:33 AM] ELIJAH: NEVERENDING STOOOOOOOOOORY!

[3/5/13 6:06:21 AM] REBEKAH: [shows the link of Oak sassing Rebekah]

[3/5/13 6:08:34 AM] KLAUS: Please, one does not sass a Mikaelson

[3/5/13 6:08:38 AM] KOL: OMG I SPELLED MOREBUCKS AS SNOREBUCKS

[3/5/13 6:09:50 AM] KOL: HAHAHA

[3/5/13 6:09:55 AM] KOL: THAT OAK STAKE WANTS WAR

[3/5/13 6:10:00 AM] KOL: jhsdkjsahdjashkdhsaj

[3/5/13 6:10:06 AM] KOL: RUN FOR OUR LIVES

[3/5/13 6:10:35 AM] KLAUS: -Klaus bitchface-

[3/5/13 6:10:56 AM] REBEKAH: Bekah will go find a hunter to save them

[3/5/13 6:10:58 AM] REBEKAH: that'll work

[3/5/13 6:11:13 AM] KOL: OMG

[3/5/13 6:11:14 AM] KOL: [shows Oak’s messages >> but ha, when cast into oblivion, HIM turns me into a crazy effeminate demon white oak stake and I join forces with Mojo Jojo, who is Silas with his mask on (its a monkey mask shh) and WE WIN. beatthatyo.]

[3/5/13 6:11:17 AM] ELIJAH: seriously? a hunter?

[3/5/13 6:11:26 AM] ELIJAH: o.o

[3/5/13 6:11:29 AM] REBEKAH: BEKAH AND HUNTERS ARE LIKE, BBFS

[3/5/13 6:11:31 AM] REBEKAH: ALL OF THEM

[3/5/13 6:11:33 AM] KOL: dkasjdlkad

[3/5/13 6:11:52 AM] KOL: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REPLY

[3/5/13 6:12:07 AM] KOL: uh Bekah I think you're done with the hunters

[3/5/13 6:12:12 AM] ELIJAH: I was gonna say to throw a 'good always defeats evil' gif at them and then I remembered that the Originals aren't really good...

[3/5/13 6:12:18 AM] REBEKAH: UM, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ALWAYS WIN THOUGH

[3/5/13 6:12:24 AM] ELIJAH: BEKAH, GET AWAY FROM HUNTERS!

[3/5/13 6:12:36 AM] REBEKAH: BUT THEY'RE SO PRETTY

[3/5/13 6:12:38 AM] ELIJAH: AND ELIJAH DOESN'T APPROVE OF DAMON HANGING OUT WITH HUMAN REBEKAH!

[3/5/13 6:12:53 AM] REBEKAH: AND THEIR HAIR IS ALWAYS SO SOFT. IT MUST BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE TATTOO

[3/5/13 6:13:28 AM] KLAUS: -drags Rebekah away-

[3/5/13 6:13:51 AM] REBEKAH: why doesn't he? she was allowed to hang out with him as a vampire!

[3/5/13 6:14:02 AM] ELIJAH: BECAUSE HUMAN!

[3/5/13 6:14:27 AM] KLAUS: -drags-

[3/5/13 6:14:33 AM] REBEKAH: I DON’T NEED TO BE A VAMPIRE FOR NIK TO SET UP BEAR TRAPS IN THE LIVING ROOM FOR ME IF HE HURTS ME

[3/5/13 6:14:38 AM] KOL: YES NIK DRAG HER AWAY

[3/5/13 6:14:44 AM] KLAUS: BUT THAT'S OKAY BC

[3/5/13 6:14:48 AM] KLAUS: IT'S ME

[3/5/13 6:14:49 AM] KLAUS: HURTING YOU

[3/5/13 6:14:49 AM] ELIJAH: IF HE TOUCHES YOU, HE DIES!

[3/5/13 6:14:50 AM] KOL: SHE GOTTA BE DONE BEING SUCH A STUPID WHORE

[3/5/13 6:14:55 AM] KLAUS: NOT SALVATORE

[3/5/13 6:14:59 AM] REBEKAH: BUT HUUUUUUUUNTERS

[3/5/13 6:15:05 AM] KOL: NO HUNTERS

[3/5/13 6:15:07 AM] ELIJAH: WE DON'T LIKE HUNTERS!

[3/5/13 6:15:09 AM] KOL: REMEMBER ITALY

[3/5/13 6:15:10 AM] KLAUS: -punches Rebekah-

[3/5/13 6:15:16 AM] REBEKAH: I DO.

[3/5/13 6:15:24 AM] ELIJAH: NIK, STOP BEING MEAN!

[3/5/13 6:15:27 AM] KOL: YOU NEARLY CAST US INTO OBLIVION JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO GET MARRIED

[3/5/13 6:15:38 AM] REBEKAH: NO KOL, YOU TWIT. I DON'T REMEMBER ITALY -.-

[3/5/13 6:16:46 AM] ELIJAH: You're now gonna have a lovely summer wedding with someone who's not Damon Salvatore

[3/5/13 6:17:04 AM] KOL: omg can we force her to marry someone so she doesn’t get killed

[3/5/13 6:17:18 AM] KLAUS: Rebekah, you know what happens when you're interested in jerks?

[3/5/13 6:17:19 AM] KLAUS: [insert forever alone Rebekah here]

[3/5/13 6:16:09 AM] REBEKAH: BUT I COULD HAVE HAD A SPRING WEDDING!!!

[3/5/13 6:17:32 AM] REBEKAH: can't marry a hunter. can't marry damon.  I HATE YOU ALL

[3/5/13 6:17:37 AM] KOL: AWAY FROM HUNTERS, FROM SALVATORES, FROM ANY MYSTIC FALLS MALES

[3/5/13 6:17:44 AM] ELIJAH: JUST MARRY A HUMAN!

[3/5/13 6:17:50 AM] REBEKAH: YOU'RE A MYSTIC FALLS MALE

[3/5/13 6:17:51 AM] KLAUS: ...Elijah, pls.

[3/5/13 6:17:51 AM] ELIJAH: *cough*Matt*cough*

[3/5/13 6:17:53 AM] REBEKAH: HAH

[3/5/13 6:17:57 AM] KLAUS: We do not marry humans.

[3/5/13 6:18:03 AM] KOL: Elijah pls

[3/5/13 6:18:06 AM] KOL: no human

[3/5/13 6:18:14 AM] KOL: at least get her something classy

[3/5/13 6:18:15 AM] ELIJAH: If she's a human, she's gonna marry a human.

[3/5/13 6:18:16 AM] KOL: like a dog

[3/5/13 6:18:22 AM] ELIJAH: and you two need to shut up

[3/5/13 6:18:24 AM] KOL: right, Nik?

[3/5/13 6:18:30 AM] KLAUS: Right.

[3/5/13 6:18:34 AM] KOL: US TWO AS IN WHO?

[3/5/13 6:18:46 AM] ELIJAH: who's talking?

[3/5/13 6:18:51 AM] KOL: YOU ARE

[3/5/13 6:18:50 AM] KLAUS: You. Too much.

[3/5/13 6:19:01 AM] KOL: Who's too much?

[3/5/13 6:19:02 AM] KLAUS: Shut up Elijah, we run the show now!

[3/5/13 6:19:05 AM] ELIJAH: Other than me. I don't count.

[3/5/13 6:19:15 AM] KOL: ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE IRRELEVANT?

[3/5/13 6:19:17 AM] KOL: FINALLY

[3/5/13 6:19:26 AM] KLAUS: It's true.

[3/5/13 6:19:27 AM] ELIJAH: YOU'RE GONNA KILL US ALL!

[3/5/13 6:19:33 AM] REBEKAH: I'M NOT GOING TO MARRY A DOG

[3/5/13 6:19:43 AM] KLAUS: You'll do as you're told.

[3/5/13 6:19:51 AM] KOL: yes, listen to Nik

[3/5/13 6:19:55 AM] REBEKAH: I will not. you're not even my real brother

[3/5/13 6:20:00 AM] KLAUS: [inserts gasps smiley here]

[3/5/13 6:20:02 AM] KOL: OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[3/5/13 6:20:03 AM] KLAUS: [inserts gasp smiley here]

[3/5/13 6:20:04 AM] KOL: SNAP!

[3/5/13 6:20:04 AM] KLAUS: [inserts gasp smiley here]

[3/5/13 6:20:10 AM] KOL: SNAP SNAP SNAP

[3/5/13 6:20:22 AM] ELIJAH: I approve of this

[3/5/13 6:20:35 AM] KOL: nice comeback brb dying of laughter

[3/5/13 6:21:02 AM] KLAUS: FUNNY THOUGH

[3/5/13 6:21:05 AM] KLAUS: ISN'T IT

[3/5/13 6:21:13 AM] KLAUS: THE ONLY BROTHER THAT STAYED BY YOUR SIDE

[3/5/13 6:21:18 AM] KLAUS: ISN'T YOUR REAL BROTHER

[3/5/13 6:21:35 AM] REBEKAH: THE ONLY BROTHER WHO EVER DAGGERED ME THOUGH

[3/5/13 6:21:35 AM] REBEKAH: ISN'T MY REAL BROTHER

[3/5/13 6:21:38 AM] KLAUS: REAL BROTHERS OBVY COULDN'T DEAL WITH YOUR HORMONAL SHIT

[3/5/13 6:21:43 AM] KLAUS: DEAL

[3/5/13 6:21:44 AM] KLAUS: WITH

[3/5/13 6:21:45 AM] KLAUS: IT

[3/5/13 6:21:52 AM] KLAUS: THEY WOULD HAVE

[3/5/13 6:22:00 AM] KLAUS: IF THEY HAD TO PUT UP WITH YOU

[3/5/13 6:22:03 AM] KLAUS: FOR AS LONG AS I DID

[3/5/13 6:22:05 AM] REBEKAH: no, you just thought if you made me like you

[3/5/13 6:22:08 AM] REBEKAH: and stuck with me

[3/5/13 6:22:11 AM] KOL: I'm shifting my eyes at Elijah right now because reasons

[3/5/13 6:22:12 AM] REBEKAH: I would defend you

[3/5/13 6:22:25 AM] REBEKAH: and forget you aren't actually my real brother

[3/5/13 6:22:27 AM] ELIJAH: Because we're so not getting in the middle of this

[3/5/13 6:22:36 AM] KOL: yes yes we are civilized people

[3/5/13 6:22:39 AM] KOL: unlike them both

[3/5/13 6:22:42 AM] KLAUS: defend me? against what? the dark arts? come along now, Bekah, this isn't hogwarts -- you couldn't defend me if you tried

[3/5/13 6:22:55 AM] ELIJAH: Obviously. They just have zero class.

[3/5/13 6:23:01 AM] REBEKAH: no, against Kol and Elijah

[3/5/13 6:23:14 AM] KOL: Brunnettes over blondes right Elijah?

[3/5/13 6:23:28 AM] KLAUS: you're awfully quick to switch sides, Kol >.>

[3/5/13 6:23:44 AM] REBEKAH: you know, being my real brothers, they would listen to what I said

[3/5/13 6:23:49 AM] REBEKAH: so if I told them to leave you alone

[3/5/13 6:23:50 AM] REBEKAH: THEY WOULD

[3/5/13 6:23:53 AM] ELIJAH: Obviously, we're always gonna win this

[3/5/13 6:24:20 AM] KOL: okay now, WHICH SIDE IS WHO ON

[3/5/13 6:24:19 AM] KLAUS: of course, I'll remember that when I'm stopping Kol from shaving off your hair in your sleep next time

[3/5/13 6:24:29 AM] KOL: I WOULD NEVER--

[3/5/13 6:24:30 AM] ELIJAH: I'M ON MY OWN SIDE!

[3/5/13 6:24:33 AM] REBEKAH: KOL WOULD NEVER

[3/5/13 6:24:48 AM] KLAUS: go and fuck Katerina, Elijah

[3/5/13 6:24:51 AM] KLAUS: and yes, he would

[3/5/13 6:24:50 AM] REBEKAH: my hair though.

[3/5/13 6:24:53 AM] KOL: DON'T POINT THINGS OUT AT ME

[3/5/13 6:24:53 AM] REBEKAH: it's so precious

[3/5/13 6:24:58 AM] KLAUS: and your eyebrows

[3/5/13 6:24:59 AM] REBEKAH: why would anyone touch it?

[3/5/13 6:25:07 AM] KLAUS: instead he opted for your kitten

[3/5/13 6:25:13 AM] KLAUS: shame, it had such a fluffy coat

[3/5/13 6:25:14 AM] KOL: omfg did he just--

[3/5/13 6:25:16 AM] ELIJAH: Rebekah'll get mad if I go to Katerina to actually get a break from you all

[3/5/13 6:25:33 AM] KOL: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH ANY PETROVA VAGINAS

[3/5/13 6:25:42 AM] KLAUS: please, it's not like you don't breathe doppelganger 24/6 anyway

[3/5/13 6:25:54 AM] ELIJAH: I do not understand your problem with any of them.

[3/5/13 6:25:59 AM] KLAUS: .....

[3/5/13 6:26:03 AM] KOL: .......

[3/5/13 6:26:41 AM] KLAUS: Elijah, you consider yourself to be a man of morals, yes? Yet you're hopelessly in love with low life sluts.

[3/5/13 6:26:44 AM] KLAUS: It's pitiful, really.

[3/5/13 6:26:52 AM] KOL: OOOOOOOOOO!

[3/5/13 6:26:58 AM] ELIJAH: She is not a low life slut, please do watch your tongue

[3/5/13 6:27:11 AM] KLAUS: What're you going to do about it?

[3/5/13 6:27:37 AM] KLAUS: Besides, I've already tested murky waters myself--500 years ago.

[3/5/13 6:27:59 AM] KLAUS: Tell me, does she still do that thing with her tongue--?

[3/5/13 6:28:13 AM] ELIJAH: Do you want me to point out how much better it is with a vampire?

[3/5/13 6:28:27 AM] REBEKAH: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik

[3/5/13 6:28:31 AM] REBEKAH: I'm sorry. I love you

[3/5/13 6:28:35 AM] REBEKAH: don't let him touch my hair

[3/5/13 6:28:55 AM] KLAUS: Sorry, I haven't got time for non-family members.

[3/5/13 6:29:11 AM] KOL: but we share a vagina

[3/5/13 6:29:10 AM] KOL: our mums

[3/5/13 6:29:13 AM] REBEKAH: Niiik, please?

[3/5/13 6:29:29 AM] KLAUS: Why should I, Bekah?

[3/5/13 6:29:31 AM] REBEKAH: exactly! we are siblings! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it

[3/5/13 6:29:31 AM] REBEKAH: please?

[3/5/13 6:29:41 AM] KLAUS: ...Will you marry a dog?

[3/5/13 6:29:48 AM] ELIJAH: I'm sorry if I need the time away from you to not have a constant headache

[3/5/13 6:29:47 AM] REBEKAH: because you're the only one who never left me, and I'm sorry

[3/5/13 6:29:50 AM] REBEKAH: I didn't mean it

[3/5/13 6:30:06 AM] KOL: Elijah pls

[3/5/13 6:30:08 AM] ELIJAH: I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU! I LEFT NIK!

[3/5/13 6:30:19 AM] REBEKAH: but I don't waaaaaaaaaaaaaaant to marry a dog

[3/5/13 6:30:21 AM] KLAUS: Elijah, please, people stopped paying attention to you last decade.

[3/5/13 6:30:34 AM] REBEKAH: they're so smelly and they jump on everything

[3/5/13 6:30:38 AM] REBEKAH: and they rip my clothes

[3/5/13 6:30:47 AM] KLAUS: ...I am half wolf, Rebekah. I AM THE HYBRID!

[3/5/13 6:31:00 AM] ELIJAH: Last decade you were all alone because you had daggered everyone but me

[3/5/13 6:31:04 AM] KOL: and I'm just here like, YOU GUYS VOWED ALWAYS AND FOREVER WHILE I WAS IN THE TOILET

[3/5/13 6:31:04 AM] REBEKAH: you want me to marry you?

[3/5/13 6:31:07 AM] KOL: SO STOP ARGUING

[3/5/13 6:31:18 AM] KLAUS: No, thank you.

[3/5/13 6:31:37 AM] KLAUS: Not alone, Elijah, finally at peace--until you had to come back.

[3/5/13 6:31:43 AM] REBEKAH: so why bring you up?

[3/5/13 6:31:50 AM] KLAUS: You insulted dogs.

[3/5/13 6:31:55 AM] REBEKAH: please Nik? something else that's not marrying a dog?

[3/5/13 6:31:58 AM] REBEKAH: IS DAMON A DOG?

[3/5/13 6:32:04 AM] REBEKAH: I think he is

[3/5/13 6:32:05 AM] KOL: DAMON IS MY DOG

[3/5/13 6:32:10 AM] ELIJAH: That why you had me believing they were all at the bottom of the sea? A little more and you'd alone and dead.

[3/5/13 6:32:10 AM] KLAUS: Damon is..--disgusting.

[3/5/13 6:32:15 AM] REBEKAH: there we go. okay. I'll marry damon

[3/5/13 6:32:21 AM] ELIJAH: YOU'RE NOT MARRYING DAMON!

[3/5/13 6:32:23 AM] KLAUS: NO.

[3/5/13 6:32:29 AM] KOL: NO YOU'RE NOT MARRYING MY DOG

[3/5/13 6:32:29 AM] KLAUS: You can marry Stefan.

[3/5/13 6:32:30 AM] REBEKAH: BUT NIK TOLD ME TO

[3/5/13 6:32:35 AM] REBEKAH: AND HE WON'T LOVE ME IF I DON'T

[3/5/13 6:32:38 AM] ELIJAH: She's not marrying Stefan!

[3/5/13 6:32:41 AM] KOL: NOT STEFAN

[3/5/13 6:32:43 AM] REBEKAH: I'm not marrying Stefan

[3/5/13 6:32:44 AM] ELIJAH: You marry Stefan, Klaus!

[3/5/13 6:32:47 AM] KLAUS: Shut up, Elijah, before I shut you up.

[3/5/13 6:32:49 AM] REBEKAH: YEAH!

[3/5/13 6:32:57 AM] KOL: STEFAN IS MARRYING YOU, NIK

[3/5/13 6:33:04 AM] KLAUS: WE'LL SHARE HIM.

[3/5/13 6:33:04 AM] REBEKAH: Mlaaaaaaaaausy and Stefan sitting in a tree

[3/5/13 6:33:10 AM] KLAUS: BUT--I HAVE A CONFESSION.

[3/5/13 6:33:11 AM] ELIJAH: Btw, let's settle that I'm marrying Katerina and Kol can be forever alone

[3/5/13 6:33:16 AM] KLAUS: TATIA IS ALIVE.

[3/5/13 6:33:20 AM] REBEKAH: h-y-b-r-I-d-s-e-x-

[3/5/13 6:33:23 AM] KLAUS: P.s. She hates you, Elijah.

[3/5/13 6:33:23 AM] KOL: WHY AM I FOREVER ALONE

[3/5/13 6:33:25 AM] ELIJAH: STOP LYING!

[3/5/13 6:33:38 AM] ELIJAH: You only lie

[3/5/13 6:33:44 AM] KLAUS: I'm not lying.

[3/5/13 6:33:47 AM] REBEKAH: none of you are allowed to marry doppelwhores

[3/5/13 6:33:54 AM] KLAUS: Tatia isn't.

[3/5/13 6:34:04 AM] KOL: Tatia isnt a doppelganger

[3/5/13 6:34:05 AM] KLAUS: She's the Original Petrova; she's not a doppelganger.

[3/5/13 6:34:07 AM] KOL: can I have her?

[3/5/13 6:34:14 AM] KOL: because brunettes

[3/5/13 6:34:18 AM] ELIJAH: No, you can't have Tatia, Kol!

[3/5/13 6:34:18 AM] KLAUS: Kol, you can have a cage if you're lucky.

[3/5/13 6:34:28 AM] KOL: WHY CANT I HAVE HER?

[3/5/13 6:34:29 AM] ELIJAH: I'm with Klaus on this one

[3/5/13 6:34:29 AM] REBEKAH: nooooooooooooo because then you're all going to fight over her

[3/5/13 6:34:30 AM] REBEKAH: and no

[3/5/13 6:34:38 AM] KLAUS: Tatia is mine.

[3/5/13 6:34:51 AM] KLAUS: Always and forever.

[3/5/13 6:34:52 AM] KOL: Tatia is mine, actually

[3/5/13 6:34:56 AM] KLAUS: Kol!

[3/5/13 6:34:58 AM] KLAUS: Sit.

[3/5/13 6:34:59 AM] KLAUS: Down.

[3/5/13 6:35:01 AM] ELIJAH: Also Klaus' brother actually. half brother

[3/5/13 6:35:05 AM] KOL: when you were fighting over her, she was busy with me naked

[3/5/13 6:35:07 AM] REBEKAH: if you keep arguing, I will marry Tatia just so none of you can have her

[3/5/13 6:35:14 AM] KLAUS: ..--

[3/5/13 6:35:17 AM] KLAUS: that's not a bad idea

[3/5/13 6:35:23 AM] ELIJAH: Rebekah, mind your own business

[3/5/13 6:35:24 AM] KOL: you can marry Tatia

[3/5/13 6:35:29 AM] REBEKAH: no

[3/5/13 6:35:29 AM] REBEKAH: no no no no

[3/5/13 6:35:32 AM] KOL: No let her marry Tatia

[3/5/13 6:35:32 AM] KLAUS: Rebekah marries Tatia.

[3/5/13 6:35:32 AM] REBEKAH: I was joking

[3/5/13 6:35:37 AM] KOL: Rebekah marries Tatia

[3/5/13 6:35:36 AM] REBEKAH: I don't want to marry her

[3/5/13 6:35:40 AM] KOL: Im on Nik's side

[3/5/13 6:35:47 AM] KOL: YOU CANT TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID

[3/5/13 6:35:48 AM] REBEKAH: no, guys

[3/5/13 6:35:49 AM] ELIJAH: I think you're all crazy

[3/5/13 6:35:50 AM] KLAUS: Yes, excellent. Tatia is a fine young lady.

[3/5/13 6:35:51 AM] REBEKAH: I WAS JOKING

[3/5/13 6:35:56 AM] KLAUS: She'll treat Rebekah well.

[3/5/13 6:36:03 AM] KOL: yes yes Tatia is a good choice

[3/5/13 6:36:12 AM] REBEKAH: Elijah, HELP

[3/5/13 6:36:22 AM] KLAUS: Elijah can't save you now |:

[3/5/13 6:36:25 AM] ELIJAH: You got yourself into this...

[3/5/13 6:36:32 AM] KOL: 3 vs 0

[3/5/13 6:36:37 AM] KOL: REBEKAH MARRIES TATIA

[3/5/13 6:36:37 AM] REBEKAH: Elijah buuuuuuuut

[3/5/13 6:36:48 AM] REBEKAH: BUT IF I HAVE TO MARRY HER, YOU CAN'T HAVE HER LIJAH

[3/5/13 6:36:52 AM] ELIJAH: next time, watch what you say

[3/5/13 6:36:55 AM] KLAUS: Elijah can have fun with the doppelslut. Rebekah marries Tatia. I'll marry Stefan. Kol? Uh Jeremy?

[3/5/13 6:37:01 AM] KLAUS: Oh, wait, he's dead. Lol.

[3/5/13 6:37:04 AM] KOL: yes Jeremy will do

[3/5/13 6:37:10 AM] KOL: [insert gasp smiley here]

[3/5/13 6:37:13 AM] KOL: HE IS NOT DEAD

[3/5/13 6:37:19 AM] REBEKAH: I'm

[3/5/13 6:37:19 AM] REBEKAH: not

[3/5/13 6:37:20 AM] REBEKAH: marrying

[3/5/13 6:37:21 AM] REBEKAH: Tatia

[3/5/13 6:37:23 AM] ELIJAH: seriously? Jeremy?

[3/5/13 6:37:29 AM] KOL: he's my forever and always

[3/5/13 6:37:30 AM] ELIJAH: and you're complaining about Katerina...

[3/5/13 6:37:46 AM] KOL: please Jeremy is hotter

[3/5/13 6:37:55 AM] ELIJAH: you wish

[3/5/13 6:37:57 AM] KOL: and Tatia is the best for you, Bekah

[3/5/13 6:37:59 AM] KOL: shush

[3/5/13 6:38:05 AM] KLAUS: You'll deal with Tatia.

[3/5/13 6:38:05 AM] KOL: Nik can marry a dog

[3/5/13 6:38:07 AM] KLAUS: I'll tell her now.

[3/5/13 6:38:15 AM] KLAUS: Funny, Kol. I'm marrying Stefan.

[3/5/13 6:38:21 AM] KOL: Stefan is a dog

[3/5/13 6:38:25 AM] KOL: because Damon is a dog

[3/5/13 6:38:41 AM] REBEKAH: I'LL MARRY A DOG BEFORE I MARRY TATIA

[3/5/13 6:38:58 AM] KLAUS: I've asked Tatia for you, Bekah. No need to be shy.

[3/5/13 6:38:58 AM] ELIJAH: Rebekah, don't insult Tatia, please.

[3/5/13 6:39:02 AM] KOL: Bekah is marrying a dog who aren't the Salvatores

[3/5/13 6:39:07 AM] KLAUS: [shows his conversation with Stefan; Klaus: hay will you marry me (pls say yis) - STEFAN: okay I will marry you]

[3/5/13 6:39:14 AM] KLAUS: Stefan and I are married.

[3/5/13 6:39:17 AM] KLAUS: It's official.

[3/5/13 6:39:24 AM] KOL: UGH SHIT MY JEREMY ISNT ONLINE ATM

[3/5/13 6:39:45 AM] KLAUS: I've asked Tatia for Bekah.

[3/5/13 6:39:57 AM] REBEKAH: too late, Bekah already asked someone

[3/5/13 6:40:15 AM] KLAUS: ...---If it's someone I dislike, I will be killing them. :)

[3/5/13 6:40:17 AM] KOL: you are not allowed to decide, Beks

[3/5/13 6:40:19 AM] ELIJAH: HOW DARE YOU BREAK YOUR WORD LIKE THAT, REBEKAH?!

[3/5/13 6:40:20 AM] REBEKAH: [shows her text for Damon >> DAMON, WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED. OKAY? OKAY]

[3/5/13 6:40:31 AM] KOL: NO SALVAWHORES FOR YOU

[3/5/13 6:40:38 AM] ELIJAH: How do we kill him, Klaus?

[3/5/13 6:40:39 AM] REBEKAH: I NEVER BROKE MY WORD, KOL SAID HE'S A DOG

[3/5/13 6:40:41 AM] KLAUS: Damon's head will look nice upon the fire place, won't it?

[3/5/13 6:40:44 AM] REBEKAH: I'M MARRYING A DOG

[3/5/13 6:40:49 AM] KOL: I SAID NONE BUT SALVATORES

[3/5/13 6:40:57 AM] KLAUS: [insert forever alone Bekah gif here]

[3/5/13 6:41:03 AM] ELIJAH: I voted human but you always ignore me

[3/5/13 6:41:15 AM] REBEKAH: you didn't help me against Tatia

[3/5/13 6:41:17 AM] KOL: Elijah pls

[3/5/13 6:41:21 AM] KOL: no humans

[3/5/13 6:41:36 AM] ELIJAH: humans aren't that bad

[3/5/13 6:41:42 AM] KOL: settling for human is the first sign of weakness

[3/5/13 6:41:59 AM] ELIJAH: buuuuut they're pretty and so innocent

[3/5/13 6:42:04 AM] KLAUS: [shows his conversation with Tatia >> Klaus: you’re marrying Rebekah, is that ok? - TATIA: O.o What? - KLAUS: JUST SAY YES quickkkkkkkk – TATIA: Okay o-O]

[3/5/13 6:42:08 AM] KLAUS: It's done.

[3/5/13 6:42:12 AM] ELIJAH: xDDDDDDD

[3/5/13 6:42:34 AM] ELIJAH: There, no Damons

[3/5/13 6:42:41 AM] KLAUS: Bye Damon! -waves-

[3/5/13 6:42:43 AM] REBEKAH: actually, not leaving

[3/5/13 6:42:55 AM] REBEKAH: THIS IS 2013 

[3/5/13 6:43:03 AM] REBEKAH: YOU CAN'T JUST ARRANGE A MARRIAGE FOR ME

[3/5/13 6:43:08 AM] REBEKAH: I'M MARRYING DAMON

[3/5/13 6:43:11 AM] KLAUS: Well, it's already done.

[3/5/13 6:43:14 AM] KLAUS: You're married.

[3/5/13 6:43:18 AM] KLAUS: You can't marry Damon.

[3/5/13 6:43:22 AM] REBEKAH: DO I HAVE A RING?

[3/5/13 6:43:23 AM] REBEKAH: NO

[3/5/13 6:43:25 AM] REBEKAH: NOT MARRIED

[3/5/13 6:43:27 AM] ELIJAH: You can totally arrange a marriage

[3/5/13 6:43:32 AM] KLAUS: Do you need a ring? No.

[3/5/13 6:43:36 AM] KLAUS: I have the certificate.

[3/5/13 6:43:40 AM] REBEKAH: UM, YES

[3/5/13 6:43:52 AM] REBEKAH: a million carat diamond ring

[3/5/13 6:43:55 AM] REBEKAH: nothing else

[3/5/13 6:43:59 AM] ELIJAH: no problem

[3/5/13 6:44:00 AM] KLAUS: You don't need a ring.

[3/5/13 6:44:12 AM] ELIJAH: just give her the ring

[3/5/13 6:44:12 AM] KLAUS: regardless, the documents have been signed.

[3/5/13 6:44:42 AM] REBEKAH: mined only from the depths of an active volcano

[3/5/13 6:44:42 AM] REBEKAH: by monkeys wearing top hats

[3/5/13 6:44:42 AM] REBEKAH: singing christmas songs

[3/5/13 6:44:59 AM] KLAUS: I'll find these documents, you wait.

[3/5/13 6:45:21 AM] REBEKAH: nope

[3/5/13 6:45:24 AM] REBEKAH: I never signed them

[3/5/13 6:45:36 AM] ELIJAH: yes you did

[3/5/13 6:45:42 AM] ELIJAH: you have a terrible memory, Rebekah

[3/5/13 6:45:47 AM] KOL: you did

[3/5/13 6:45:52 AM] REBEKAH: fine, I'll get a divorce

[3/5/13 6:46:00 AM] ELIJAH: not allowed

[3/5/13 6:46:05 AM] KOL: nope

[3/5/13 6:46:07 AM] REBEKAH: on the grounds of unwillingly being forced into a marriage

[3/5/13 6:46:25 AM] ELIJAH: you signed the papers, it can't be that unwillingly

[3/5/13 6:46:34 AM] REBEKAH: jess studied legal studies, that's grounds for instant divorce

[3/5/13 6:46:36 AM] REBEKAH: you can actually, under duress

[3/5/13 6:47:06 AM] ELIJAH: shhhhhh, we're not telling Rebekah that

[3/5/13 6:47:15 AM] REBEKAH: I already told Rebekah

[3/5/13 6:47:23 AM] REBEKAH: she's already divorced

[3/5/13 6:46:59 AM] KOL: meanwhile, Kol is marrying Caroline [shows his conversation with Caroline >> KOL: WILL YOU MARRY ME - KOL: JUST SAY YES - CAROLINE: ...uh okay]

[3/5/13 6:47:27 AM] ELIJAH: seriously? seriously the baby vampire? you all have terrible taste

[3/5/13 6:48:15 AM] REBEKAH: going to spam Damon until he answers me

[3/5/13 6:48:17 AM] REBEKAH: WAIT

[3/5/13 6:48:24 AM] REBEKAH: BEKAH IS MARRIED TO ELIJAH

[3/5/13 6:48:28 AM] REBEKAH: SHE'S ALREADY MRS MIKAELSON

[3/5/13 6:48:51 AM] ELIJAH: true...

[3/5/13 6:49:00 AM] KOL: brb marrying Caroline

[3/5/13 6:49:13 AM] ELIJAH: DO NOT MARRY A BABY PEASANT VAMPIRE!

[3/5/13 6:49:25 AM] REBEKAH: YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY BARBIE?

[3/5/13 6:49:33 AM] ELIJAH: HE'S NOT!

[3/5/13 6:49:53 AM] REBEKAH: KOL I WILL DISOWN YOU IF YOU MARRY BARBIE

[3/5/13 6:50:04 AM] KOL: YOU AREN'T EVEN MY MOTHER

[3/5/13 6:50:12 AM] REBEKAH: NO BUT I'M YOUR SISTER

[3/5/13 6:50:21 AM] KOL: [shows his conversation with Caroline >> KOL: okay though my siblings calling you peasant brb defending your ass - CAROLINE: WOW SO RUDE - CAROLINE: I AM NOT A PEASANT - CAROLINE: thanks boo ill give you a bj for it xoxo]

[3/5/13 6:50:23 AM] REBEKAH: SO YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY BECAUSE MOTHER IS DEAD

[3/5/13 6:50:31 AM] REBEKAH: THEREFORE I AM THE MOTHER FIGURE OF THE FAMILY

[3/5/13 6:50:37 AM] ELIJAH: SHE'S SO A PEASANT

[3/5/13 6:50:38 AM] KOL: I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO NIK THAN TO YOU!

[3/5/13 6:50:48 AM] REBEKAH: WELL NIK CAN'T BE MUM

[3/5/13 6:50:51 AM] REBEKAH: BECAUSE HE'S NOT A GIRL

[3/5/13 6:51:04 AM] ELIJAH: Iwouldrathernotlistentoanyofyou

[3/5/13 6:51:16 AM] REBEKAH: shutupElijahyouloveme

[3/5/13 6:51:19 AM] KOL: BUT CAROLINE IS HOT

[3/5/13 6:51:36 AM] KOL: [shows his conversation with Caroline >> CAROLINE: OMG I HATE THEM BOTH IM NOT A PEASANT - CAROLINE: THEY DONT EVEN KNOW ME]

[3/5/13 6:51:43 AM] KOL: you’re making her hate you

[3/5/13 6:51:52 AM] KOL: dont make my wife sad

[3/5/13 6:51:58 AM] KOL: its making me sad

[3/5/13 6:52:15 AM] REBEKAH: hey Kol guess what

[3/5/13 6:52:18 AM] REBEKAH: no one cares

[3/5/13 6:52:33 AM] KOL: I've had enough with you!

[3/5/13 6:52:45 AM] ELIJAH: SHE'S NOT YOUR WIFE! WE DON'T ALLOW THIS!

[3/5/13 6:52:51 AM] REBEKAH: what even would the ship name for you two?

[3/5/13 6:53:00 AM] REBEKAH: Koline?

[3/5/13 6:53:05 AM] KOL: WHY CANT I MARRY CAROLINE WHEN YOU CAN MARRY PETROVA VAGINA

[3/5/13 6:53:08 AM] KOL: its koroline

[3/5/13 6:53:14 AM] REBEKAH: YOUR SHIP NAME IS HORRIBLE THEREFORE YOU CAN'T MARRY

[3/5/13 6:53:23 AM] ELIJAH: BECAUSE CAROLINE'S A PEASANT AND KATERINA'S NOT!

[3/5/13 6:53:47 AM] REBEKAH: you're not marrying Katerina, Elijah

[3/5/13 6:53:52 AM] REBEKAH: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CHEAT ON ME

[3/5/13 6:54:05 AM] KOL: HOW ARE TWO EVEN MARRIED?

[3/5/13 6:54:07 AM] KOL: INCESTIOUS FUCKERS

[3/5/13 6:54:17 AM] KOL: ELIJAH THIS IS BEYOND ME

[3/5/13 6:54:27 AM] KOL: YOU SHOULDVE KNOWN BETTER

[3/5/13 6:55:10 AM] ELIJAH: oh please, you wanna marry the neurotic, peasant, baby vampire

[3/5/13 6:55:12 AM] KLAUS: Kol. I've slept with her.

[3/5/13 6:55:16 AM] ELIJAH: I clearly know better than you

[3/5/13 6:55:17 AM] KLAUS: Multiple times.

[3/5/13 6:55:47 AM] KOL: ..........................

[3/5/13 6:56:06 AM] KOL: YOU SLEPT WITH CAROLINE?

[3/5/13 6:56:07 AM] KLAUS: Sorry?

[3/5/13 6:56:13 AM] KLAUS: BEFORE YOU DID.

[3/5/13 6:56:26 AM] KLAUS: [shows marriage certificate between Rebekah and Tatia]

[3/5/13 6:56:45 AM] KOL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[3/5/13 6:56:50 AM] ELIJAH: OMG!! x)

[3/5/13 6:56:52 AM] KOL: that CERTIFICATE OMG

[3/5/13 6:57:37 AM] ELIJAH: omg, I'm DEAD!

[3/5/13 6:57:40 AM] KOL: NIK, CAROLINE SAID YOU'RE LYING

[3/5/13 6:57:40 AM] KOL: [shows his conversation with Caroline >> KOL: YOU SLEPT WITH KLAUS - KOL: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING - CAROLINE: HES LYING PSH - CAROLINE: WE NEVER SLEPT TOGETHER - CAROLINE: DONT LISTEN TO THAT SHIT - CAROLINE: OUR LOVE IS TOO MUCH FOR HIM - CAROLINE: HE CANT HANDLE IT]

[3/5/13 6:58:05 AM] ELIJAH: You believe a peasant over your brother?

[3/5/13 6:58:09 AM] KLAUS: Tell her that he won't be there to make her squeal in the shower anymore.

[3/5/13 6:58:26 AM] KLAUS: Also, he's keeping her mother's coat.

[3/5/13 6:58:30 AM] KLAUS: And moving away.

[3/5/13 6:58:31 AM] KLAUS: Forever.

[3/5/13 6:59:37 AM] KOL: [shows his conversation with Caroline >> CAROLINE: WHAT THE FUCK I DIDNT DO ANYTHING - CAROLINE: and thats fucked up my mom died jeesh -  CAROLINE: KLAUS DIDNT WANT TO MARRY ME WHY AM I IN TROUBLE - CAROLINE: I WANNA MARRY YOU]

[3/5/13 6:59:40 AM] KOL: I CANT---

[3/5/13 6:59:47 AM] KOL: WHO IS TO BELIEVE

[3/5/13 7:00:23 AM] KLAUS: Do you want answer phone messages?

[3/5/13 7:00:33 AM] KOL: WHAT PHONE MESSAGES?

[3/5/13 7:00:45 AM] KLAUS: The numerous times she's called me, begging for me back, begging for me to--sexy text.

[3/5/13 7:00:53 AM] KOL: ...........

[3/5/13 7:00:58 AM] KLAUS: It's rather disturbing.

[3/5/13 7:01:24 AM] KLAUS: [shows his conversation with Stefan >> STEFAN: Klaus pls - STEFAN: pls Klaus - STEFAN: klaussssssssssssssssss - STEFAN: klausy kinsssssssssss - KLAUS: Don't call me that! I have a reputation (angry) - STEFAN: You have the reputation of being a cuddly Original. - KLAUS: This is not true. -  KLAUS: You shall cuddle yourself, Stefano Stalvatore! - STEFAN: You can sleep on the couch tonight. - STEFAN: The bed is mine. - KLAUS: IT'S MY BED.]

[3/5/13 7:04:33 AM] REBEKAH: shows divorce certificate between her and Tatia]

[3/5/13 7:04:49 AM] KLAUS: AO

[3/5/13 7:04:50 AM] KLAUS: maswekd;jfnsjkdlfn

[3/5/13 7:05:05 AM] KOL: NO

[3/5/13 7:05:22 AM] ELIJAH: DON'T YOU EVEN DARE, REBEKAH!

[3/5/13 7:06:09 AM] ELIJAH: you're still married in the eyes of god

[3/5/13 7:06:18 AM] KOL: HAHAHHA THAT LINE

[3/5/13 7:07:26 AM] KOL: the thing is, WE DON'T FOLLOW HUMAN RULES

[3/5/13 7:07:46 AM] KLAUS: guess who has god in their name

[3/5/13 7:07:47 AM] KLAUS: ME [Klaus mun’s name is GOD JABA BOB OF BAG END]

[3/5/13 7:07:50 AM] KLAUS: BOB DOES

[3/5/13 7:07:51 AM] KLAUS: SO

[3/5/13 7:07:52 AM] KLAUS: YOU'RE MARRIED

[3/5/13 7:07:53 AM] KOL: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

[3/5/13 7:07:54 AM] KLAUS: DEAL

[3/5/13 7:07:56 AM] KLAUS: WITH

[3/5/13 7:07:56 AM] KLAUS: IT

[3/5/13 7:07:58 AM] ELIJAH: BUT BOB IS NOT GOD!

[3/5/13 7:08:11 AM] ELIJAH: EVEN IF REBEKAH IS STILL MARRIED!

[3/5/13 7:08:16 AM] KLAUS: Ise, do I have to send you to Hell? [Ise is Elijah’s mun name]

[3/5/13 7:08:36 AM] KOL: oh please Ise you're just jealous because you have no title to your name

[3/5/13 7:08:46 AM] REBEKAH: in the eyes of god, so are me and Elijah

[3/5/13 7:08:58 AM] REBEKAH: AND ISN'T IT AGAINST GOD TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE MARRIAGE?

[3/5/13 7:09:10 AM] REBEKAH: and you know, Elijah and I were married first

[3/5/13 7:09:25 AM] KLAUS: [shows his conversation with Tatia >> KLAUS: Rebekah wanted to marry Damon - KLAUS: and then Elijah was like - KLAUS: TATIA IS ALIVE?! - KLAUS: AND I WAS LIKE YES BUT SHE'S MINE - KLAUS: and Rebekah said 'I'll marry her to stop you two fighting again' - KLAUS: and Klaus and Elijah were like........ ok - TATIA: and you two didn't even object  - TATIA: and you're supposed to be the ones who loved her?! - TATIA: Imma just... have her marry - TATIA: Damon - TATIA: or someone - KLAUS: [insert gasping gif here]]

[3/5/13 7:09:32 AM] KLAUS: TATIA WANTS TO MARRY

[3/5/13 7:09:35 AM] KLAUS: DAMON

[3/5/13 7:09:35 AM] KLAUS: LOL

[3/5/13 7:09:40 AM] KLAUS: We must stop this.

[3/5/13 7:09:46 AM] KLAUS: Rebekah, you're married again.

[3/5/13 7:09:56 AM] REBEKAH: TATIA IS NOT ALLOWED TO MARRY DAMON

[3/5/13 7:10:00 AM] REBEKAH: DON'T MAKE ME GET MY POSSESSIVE CLAWS OUT

[3/5/13 7:10:04 AM] KLAUS: It looks like you'll have to then.

[3/5/13 7:10:06 AM] ELIJAH: NO ONE CAN MARRY DAMON!

[3/5/13 7:10:14 AM] KLAUS: Marry

[3/5/13 7:10:19 AM] KLAUS: Tatia

[3/5/13 7:10:24 AM] KOL: TATIA IS NOT TO MARRY DAMON

[3/5/13 7:10:52 AM] KLAUS: [randomly shows his conversation with Stefan >> STEFAN: Quit calling me Stefano! I will speak to you as I please.]

[3/5/13 7:11:06 AM] KLAUS: how is it that only stefan gets to sass Klaus?

[3/5/13 7:11:07 AM] KLAUS: :(

[3/5/13 7:11:16 AM] KOL: haahahhahahahahhaa

[3/5/13 7:11:32 AM] KLAUS: [again, randomly shows his conversation with Stefan >> STEFAN: Ouch, Klausykins. That really hurt. You're still taking the couch, and make friends with your hand and wrist because at the rate you're going, you're going to be using them from now on.]

[3/5/13 7:11:35 AM] KLAUS: :'(

[3/5/13 7:11:41 AM] REBEKAH: Bekah sasses Nik all the time

[3/5/13 7:11:58 AM] KLAUS: I'M WITH STEFAN, BEKAH IS WITH TATIA, ELIJAH IS WITH HIS HAIR PRODUCTS, KOL IS WITH..--JEREMY'S GHOST.

[3/5/13 7:12:12 AM] REBEKAH: Bekah - Damon

[3/5/13 7:12:34 AM] ELIJAH: HAIR PRODUCTS?! SERIOUSLY?!

[3/5/13 7:12:41 AM] KLAUS: Deal. With. It.

[3/5/13 7:12:44 AM] KLAUS: I'M THE HYBRID.

[3/5/13 7:12:53 AM] KOL: YOU ARE A DOG NIK

[3/5/13 7:12:59 AM] REBEKAH: YOU CAN'T USE 'I'M THE HYBRID' AS AN EXCCUSE FOR EVERYTHING NIK

[3/5/13 7:13:04 AM] REBEKAH: I'M THE BABY OF THE FAMILY

[3/5/13 7:13:07 AM] ELIJAH: IT'S GETTING OLD!

[3/5/13 7:13:07 AM] REBEKAH: AND THE LITTLE SISTER

[3/5/13 7:13:17 AM] KLAUS: [shows his conversation with Tatia >> TATIA: well, Tatia's marrying him and that's final - TATIA: I'm sure I can convince Damon - TATIA: >.> - KLAUS: ............................................... - KLAUS: Do you want to be smacked by both Bekah and Klaus?]

[3/5/13 7:13:29 AM] ELIJAH: ME TOO!

[3/5/13 7:13:34 AM] REBEKAH: EXCUSE ME, I'VE ALREADY TOLD DAMON

[3/5/13 7:13:35 AM] ELIJAH: NO ONE MARRIES DAMON!

[3/5/13 7:13:36 AM] REBEKAH: ABOUT DEBEKAH

[3/5/13 7:13:38 AM] REBEKAH: SO NEH

[3/5/13 7:13:42 AM] KOL: EXCUSE ME DAMON IS MY DOG

[3/5/13 7:13:48 AM] KOL: NOBODY'S TOUCHING DAMON BUT ME

[3/5/13 7:13:55 AM] KOL: ITS KOLAMON

[3/5/13 7:13:54 AM] REBEKAH: -touch-

[3/5/13 7:14:10 AM] ELIJAH: IF THIS KEEPS GOING I'LL JUST STAKE DAMON AND BE DONE WITH IT!

[3/5/13 7:14:24 AM] REBEKAH: NO

[3/5/13 7:14:27 AM] KOL: NO

[3/5/13 7:14:28 AM] ELIJAH: YES

[3/5/13 7:14:29 AM] ELIJAH: YES

[3/5/13 7:14:29 AM] REBEKAH: I'll cry

[3/5/13 7:14:31 AM] KOL: NO

[3/5/13 7:14:43 AM] KLAUS: Oh, I'll help.

[3/5/13 7:14:44 AM] ELIJAH: YOU'LL CRY FOR A WHILE AND THEN BE OVER IT!

[3/5/13 7:14:54 AM] ELIJAH: EITHER NO ONE MARRIES DAMON OR HE'S GETTING STAKED

[3/5/13 7:14:58 AM] REBEKAH: never

[3/5/13 7:15:05 AM] KLAUS: I agree with Elijah.

[3/5/13 7:15:36 AM] KOL: okay can I have Damon now?

[3/5/13 7:15:49 AM] ELIJAH: NO ONE CAN HAVE DAMON! WE'RE BETTER THAN THAT!

[3/5/13 7:16:05 AM] KOL: ARE YOU SAYING DAMON IS BETTER THAN TATIA?

[3/5/13 7:16:19 AM] KOL: eh thats me saying

[3/5/13 7:16:32 AM] KLAUS: (emo)

[3/5/13 7:16:36 AM] KLAUS: ^ Kol.

[3/5/13 7:16:39 AM] REBEKAH: YES

[3/5/13 7:18:25 AM] REBEKAH: I am saying that

[3/5/13 7:19:09 AM] KLAUS: [insert image of Klaus choking Damon] Rebekah, love, I have your play thing.

[3/5/13 7:19:23 AM] ELIJAH: Elijah approves

[3/5/13 7:19:39 AM] REBEKAH: put. him. down.

[3/5/13 7:19:43 AM] KLAUS: LOL

[3/5/13 7:19:42 AM] REBEKAH: only I get to torture damon

[3/5/13 7:19:47 AM] KLAUS: Nope.

[3/5/13 7:19:56 AM] REBEKAH: down, boy.

[3/5/13 7:19:59 AM] ELIJAH: but pencils! it's so much fun!

[3/5/13 7:19:59 AM] KLAUS: His neck seems very... fragile.

[3/5/13 7:20:04 AM] REBEKAH: be a good boy

[3/5/13 7:20:22 AM] REBEKAH: or I'll have to enroll you back into puppy preschool to learn how to take orders properly

[3/5/13 7:21:11 AM] ELIJAH: [inserts gif of Elijah pinning Damon against the wall while stabbing his with a pencil] does this sound better?

[3/5/13 7:21:34 AM] KLAUS: HAHHAHAA

[3/5/13 7:21:44 AM] REBEKAH: ELIJAH!

[3/5/13 7:21:59 AM] ELIJAH: what?

[3/5/13 7:22:03 AM] REBEKAH: stop.

[3/5/13 7:22:09 AM] ELIJAH: don't marry him

[3/5/13 7:22:17 AM] REBEKAH: don't hurt him

[3/5/13 7:22:27 AM] ELIJAH: don't marry him, it's easy, Rebekah

[3/5/13 7:22:56 AM] REBEKAH: ..........

[3/5/13 7:23:06 AM] REBEKAH: I will never speak to you again

[3/5/13 7:23:15 AM] KLAUS: Peace, at last

[3/5/13 7:23:47 AM] KOL: she'll be running back to you after an hour

[3/5/13 7:23:51 AM] ELIJAH: This feels pretty good

[3/5/13 7:23:53 AM] KOL: she'll get over it Elijah

[3/5/13 7:23:56 AM] REBEKAH: never ever ever

[3/5/13 7:24:00 AM] REBEKAH: getting back together

[3/5/13 7:24:06 AM] REBEKAH: like, ever

[3/5/13 7:24:13 AM] KLAUS: [inserts gif of Klaus choking Damon while Damon was saying, “Want a partner in crime? Forget Stefan. I’m so much more fun!”]

[3/5/13 7:24:19 AM] KLAUS: I think he's hitting on me...

[3/5/13 7:24:38 AM] REBEKAH: NIK

[3/5/13 7:25:24 AM] KLAUS: Look at his little face--

[3/5/13 7:25:29 AM] KLAUS: quite entertaining, really

[3/5/13 7:25:33 AM] REBEKAH: hate. you. 

[3/5/13 7:25:48 AM] ELIJAH: there's also this [inserts gif Elijah pinning Damon against the wall in 3x14]

[3/5/13 7:25:49 AM] KLAUS: Tell me something I don't know

[3/5/13 7:25:54 AM] ELIJAH: you know, torturing Damon is pretty nice

[3/5/13 7:26:00 AM] KLAUS: It is, isn't it?

[3/5/13 7:26:17 AM] KOL: it is actually, yes

[3/5/13 7:26:24 AM] REBEKAH: that's it, I'm torturing stefan

[3/5/13 7:26:35 AM] ELIJAH: be my guest

[3/5/13 7:26:42 AM] REBEKAH: wasn't talking to you

[3/5/13 7:26:56 AM] KLAUS: you. dare.

[3/5/13 7:27:14 AM] REBEKAH: don't touch Damon then

[3/5/13 7:27:21 AM] ELIJAH: I'll still kill him

[3/5/13 7:27:37 AM] KOL: [inserts gif of Kol breaking Damon’s neck with a bat]

[3/5/13 7:27:39 AM] KOL: whoops

[3/5/13 7:27:39 AM] KLAUS: Very well. Elijah, do your duty.

[3/5/13 7:27:41 AM] KOL: sorry

[3/5/13 7:27:49 AM] KOL: slipped my bat at his face

[3/5/13 7:27:51 AM] KLAUS: Oops.

[3/5/13 7:28:02 AM] KOL: sorry I was sweating

[3/5/13 7:28:13 AM] ELIJAH: Damon really doesn't have any luck with Originals... It's a shame

[3/5/13 7:28:46 AM] REBEKAH: you can all find a new sister

[3/5/13 7:29:01 AM] KLAUS: I wish.

[3/5/13 7:29:03 AM] ELIJAH: you won't last 5 minutes without us

[3/5/13 7:29:16 AM] KOL: you'd run back to us in 3...2...

[3/5/13 7:29:30 AM] REBEKAH: nope

[3/5/13 7:29:34 AM] KLAUS: Hello again.

[3/5/13 7:29:41 AM] KOL: HAHAH

[3/5/13 7:29:44 AM] KOL: 1! HA!

[3/5/13 7:29:44 AM] REBEKAH: haven't left yet

[3/5/13 7:29:49 AM] REBEKAH: I'm still packing

[3/5/13 7:30:11 AM] ELIJAH: don't forget your bourbon

[3/5/13 7:30:16 AM] KLAUS: Yawn. Elijah, is there anything interesting to tell?

[3/5/13 7:30:19 AM] KOL: and don’t forget your kitten

[3/5/13 7:32:00 AM] REBEKAH: Rebekah Salvatore bids you good day and goodbye.

[3/5/13 7:32:16 AM] KLAUS: I don't know Rebekah Salvatore, I apologise.

[3/5/13 7:32:19 AM] ELIJAH: DON'T YOU DARE CHANGE YOUR NAME!

[3/5/13 7:34:21 AM] KLAUS: [randomly shows his conversation with Tatia >> TATIA: Elijah wants to marry Elena - KLAUS: ...............What is this?]

[3/5/13 7:34:35 AM] ELIJAH: SHE SAID I COULDN'T MARRY KAT!

[3/5/13 7:34:52 AM] ELIJAH: I chose the next doppelgänger, totally normal

[3/5/13 7:35:03 AM] KLAUS: SHE

[3/5/13 7:35:04 AM] KLAUS: KILLED

[3/5/13 7:35:03 AM] KLAUS: KOL

[3/5/13 7:35:10 AM] KOL: ............

[3/5/13 7:35:16 AM] KOL: I DONT FUCKING APPROVE

[3/5/13 7:35:17 AM] ELIJAH: I TOTALLY CHANGED IT TO MEREDITH NOW!

[3/5/13 7:35:34 AM] KOL: WHAT

[3/5/13 7:35:47 AM] ELIJAH: AND THEY'RE EVEN! YOU'RE BLOWING EVERYTHING OUT OF PROPORTION!

[3/5/13 7:35:53 AM] KLAUS: No.

[3/5/13 7:36:33 AM] KOL: no.

[3/5/13 7:37:51 AM] ELIJAH: you're just jealous

[3/5/13 7:37:58 AM] KLAUS: .......

[3/5/13 7:38:01 AM] ELIJAH: cause you're not fabulous

[3/5/13 7:38:06 AM] KLAUS: Of.. --HAHAHAHAHA

[3/5/13 7:38:08 AM] KLAUS: No.

[3/5/13 7:38:10 AM] KLAUS: I'M THE HYBRID.

[3/5/13 7:38:16 AM] KLAUS: I CAN'T BE KILLED.

[3/5/13 7:39:26 AM] ELIJAH: yes you can, I almost killed you

[3/5/13 7:38:42 AM] REBEKAH: bye, non-family bitches

[3/5/13 7:39:38 AM] ELIJAH: you're still here?

[3/5/13 7:39:47 AM] KOL: I thought you left?

[3/5/13 7:39:56 AM] KLAUS: Didn't notice.

[3/5/13 7:44:58 AM] KOL: [shows Rebekah’s post on tumblr dash >> psychoticblonde: Rebekah Salvatore wished me to tell you (because she’s still not talking to you) that she hates you all (especially Nik and Elijah), she doesn’t have brothers, and she’s never, ever, ever coming back.]

[3/5/13 7:45:21 AM] KOL: that is totally ignorable right?

[3/5/13 7:46:37 AM] KLAUS: YEP

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sometime later ~

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[3/5/13 8:57:29 AM] REBEKAH: GONNA SPAM YOUR ASK BOXES UNTIL YOU FUCKING ANSWER ME

[3/5/13 9:02:39 AM] REBEKAH: I HATE YOU ALL

[3/5/13 9:02:42 AM] REBEKAH: YOU FUCKING BITCHES

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to be continued ~

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further information:

Bekah's cat: click here

Klaus's grandma gif: click here

Klaus's 2nd grandma gif: click here

Oak sassing Rebekah: click here

Rebekah's forever alone image: click here

Marriage Certificate between Bekah and Tatia: click here

Divorce paper between Bekah and Tatia: click here

Klaus choking Damon: click here

Elijah stabbing Damon's neck with a pencil: click here

Damon hitting on Klaus: click here

Elijah pinning Damon: click here

Kol breaking Damon's neck with a bat: click here

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credits:

Ise: Elijah's mun >> strivingfornobility

God Bob: Klaus's mun >> ask-callmeklaus

King Ted: Kol's mun >> askkolthelunatic

Jess Ron: Rebekah's mun >> psychoticblonde

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further credits:

Tatia: herbloodlacedtheirwine

Caroline: miss-mystic-forbes

Stefan: the-rippah-within

Oak Stake: nevertobedestroyed

Damon: immortalcharmer

[insanitybounds]

DON'T IGNORE ME WHEN I'M MAD AT, AND IGNORING YOU.

"Oh, look. so predictable. Who's coming back to us, now? Obviously you were /dead set/ on not speaking to Nik, Elijah, and I last time we spoke. You may come back to us when your brain start making sense."