ROTG roleplay crack starters (original & open)
"Slow down, there's a dead horse on the road! Wait... Oh fuck. "
"Can't help right now I'm too high on dreamsand"
"You furry. "
"Well both of us are dead... Is this counts as necrophilia? "
"Thanks Tooth for accompanying me to the mission but how will you sign if someone is nearing? Bird sounds? "
"If I'm centuries younger than you, does that make you a sugar daddy? "
"I combined Bunny's eggnog and North's vodka. I can hear colors and see noises. "
"So if you have no believers, you can't get an erection?"
" Do you want to prank Bunny/Pitch? "
"How will we tell Bunny that the Groundhog declared it's not springtime yet?"
"Spirit A: In my time youngsters were respectful towards elders.
Spirit B: In your time dinosaurs roamed the Earth. "
"I have been stalking you since the 17th century. "
"Help!! I have been shot by Cupid's arrow! Literally... "
"Is that... Ghost Rider's motorbike? "
"There's a party at the Pole and Nightlight is strapped to the ceiling as a disco ball. "
"Pitch: Well, well, well-
Spirit A: Cut the crap, I don't have time nor mood for your evil monolouge. "
"Spirit A: It's just me, you and the moon-
Moon: Hey! You two should kiss! "
"Whoa, I thought it was a nightmare- wait I see your face so it is."
"Spirit A: Why are you shirtless/robeless?
Spirit B: BECAUSE THE MOON TOLD ME SO. "
"Spirit A: I know this might sound crazy but I think Pitch is after me and he's -
All Guardians: Bogeyman!! You lock the doors we will get the swords. "
"Do you think I could make it snow in Sahara? "
" I have demons in me. "
"I speak English, the language of the ancient demons of darkness and occasional sarcasm sprinkled with pure bullshit. "
"AC/DC's Bogeyman song suddenly gained way too much meaning... "
"One more word and I will headkick you into the next century. "
"You almost beheaded me with your scythe. What the fuck is wrong with you, I baked you muffins you ungrateful asshole. "
"Seems like a gruesome death is a must-have in order to become a Spirit."
