gay alien robot

it/its * just a local jester * may be nsfw, minors proceed with caution * block the hornyposting tag * artist of many mediums (for hire!) * Artist featured in POOLS by Tensori (F.K. In the poolrooms) * 10 Dead Doves #1 soldier ant 3 years in a row. join the Duonix fanserver HERE https://discord.gg/PhWt4GyXUT * fan of the unique, unusual, and macabre * polyam

[thelordfool]

new pfp! for the first time in YEARS!! by @yipyaps-art thanks ily sorry for not changing it sooner

[yipyaps-art]

the full painting for those interested. could use touch ups in some places, but im very happy dearest fool liked it :D

[theskullofjudgement]

THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT NEEDS A JOB BUT THIS MARKET IS FUUUUCKED

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

its crazy how a year only takes a year now

when i was a kid it would take a whole year

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

tha👆t's true

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[quasi-normalcy]

"Is this movie actually bad, or does it just have a female protagonist?"

"It's actually bad."

*I watch the movie*

*it has a female protagonist*

[quasi-normalcy]

It does frustrate me how woman-led media isn't allowed to just be mediocre. If it's not so good that its goodness is undeniable, it's abominable trash that's a threat to western civilization

[fandom-man]

[sleepiestkentokisser]

no because getting pulled into his lap and kissed all over 😔 your little giggles only encouraging him. 😔😔 his praises murmured between each peck, the way he makes it a game to see how flustered he can make you 😔😔😔 one firm hand on your hip while his other cradles the side of your face so he can angle you how he likes while he attacks your neck with kisses 😔😔😔😔 licking along your collarbone and enjoying the way you start to squirm, your giggles going quiet 😔😔😔😔😔

[dogsuffrage]

So you can poison people all over the country and you can just.... not tell the FDA who you sold the poison to? What?

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gosh I’m good at cooking

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m often the one cooking dinner for my family these days and sometimes I finish eating and am like man I’m good at that.

[what-even-is-thiss]

One time I said I like cooking dinner and our roommate was like “well good because we like it when you cook dinner too” and I rode that high for weeks

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[kedreeva]

THE ANOKA COUNTY FAIR: JULY 21st - 26th, 2026 The Fall Festival: Oct 2nd - 4th, 2026 Instagram: @AnokaCoFair 📍3200 St Francis Blvd. Anoka MN 55303

Saw this post on FB for the Anoka County Fair and I feel folks here could appreciate the ad. For... several reasons.

I'm not in Minnesota, but I kind of wish I was so I could go to this. If you're in the area, maybe go check it out!

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[chilewithcarnage]

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[remiliaworld]

Never forget what Matthew Mullenweg did to Predstrogen. Never forget our sisters vanishing faster and faster, while staff jumps between denying and admitting it was them.

[whoiscallingme]

[whoiscallingme]