#originally unoriginal

[dreamineuphoria]

[flammableastrology]

Signs as People I Know

Aries: O-p-i-n-i-o-n-a-t-e-d. And ur gonna hear about it. But its ok cuz while their grudges are long, they’d much rather chill day to day

Taurus: Yall are a pack like whoa. Super loyal and kinda predictable. Deep emotions felt lightly if you get my meaning.

Gemini: Wittier version of a Sagittarius. Super smart and a little bit lost in their head.

Cancer: I stg the most reliable and understanding ppl I know. Tenacious AF tho. Kinda scared. 

Leo: Bad jokes. 100% bad jokes and protectiveness. Do Not Upset Their Family.

Virgo: That kid who acts all good in front of adults then proceeds to color on friends when they sleep. With a washable marker tho. Good for a party. 

Libra: Real sweeties sometimes deep down, sometimes at the surface. Not always the best at sarcasm imo.

Scorpio:Like actual sunshine personified?? A baby bird? Selectively though of course.

Sagittarius: More bad jokes. Lots of fun n pretty affectionate in the ‘here’s a shiny thing I saw that reminded me of u’ kinda way

Capricorn: The mom friendtm who has lots of problem children that they love very much, yes dear. Also, is the problem child when in presence of obsession.

Aquarius: Actually a lot of fucks given. 100% befriend for the tea. Wait until they r out of hearing rage and it. is. glorious.

Pisces: PAssionate. Talks back to the newscasters. Likes dry jokes and has expectations to be met yes ma’am.

[inshikya]

I see all these photos on Instagram and they all look the same to me...

[jokesofafeather-blog]

These might not be mine?

I did think of them, but I get the odd feeling that I've heard these somewhere before... a quick google search isn't pulling anything, so I'll just post them. Two of them to make up for the original unoriginality. 

Why are there so many assholes?

Because if we didn't have assholes we'd shit from our mouths.  We don't want that. Just ask the starfish.  

What does Ron call Hermione's time of the month?

Bloody Hell.