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Jokes of a Feather Laugh Together

@jokesofafeather-blog

Goal: Write and Post a Joke a day. Quality matters not.

18 posts

jokesofafeather-blog

Apr 10, 2012

Why couldn't the Skeleton tell a Joke?

He lost his Funny Bone

#Funny #Jokes #lol #Jokesofafeather #Original #Skeleton #Funny Bone #YOHOHOHO #Skull Joke

jokesofafeather-blog

Apr 9, 2012

You can't spell "Americans" without "Racism"

AMeRICanS

#Jokes #Original #Observation #Jokesofafeather #Sorta true

jokesofafeather-blog

Apr 9, 2012

DAMN IT! I was just about to make this when a quick google search showed me it already exists... ):

#Not so Original #Jokesofafeather #Joke #Funny #Spongebob

jokesofafeather-blog

Apr 7, 2012

Why does a newborn baby need Life Insurance?

Because it took over 36hours to come out.

#Joke #Funny #Lol #Original #Jokesofafeather #baby #newborn #life insurance #NOT serious at all

jokesofafeather-blog

Apr 5, 2012

If Bear Grylls was a Zombie and he was starving, what would he do?

Eat his own Brain.

#Funny #Joke #Lol #Original #Jokesofafeather #Bear Grylls #Zombie #Survival Tactic 9 #Brains

jokesofafeather-blog

Apr 3, 2012

What do you call an outdoor cat that's afraid to climb a tree?

Dog Chow.

#Joke #Funny #Lol #Original #Jokesofafeather #Cat #Dog #My Joke - From my Brain

jokesofafeather-blog

Apr 2, 2012

What's a Baker's favorite breakfast food?

Bacon

Bakin'

#Jokes #Funny #Lol #Original #Jokesofafeather #Baker #Food #Bacon #Yum

jokesofafeather-blog

Apr 1, 2012

What do you call a lawyer caught in a clothing store on fire?

Liar Liar, pants on fire.

#Not one of my better jokes #Jokes #Funny #Lol #But not really #Jokesofafeather #Original

jokesofafeather-blog

Mar 31, 2012

What's a Rock Star's favorite energy drink?

Amp

What's a Rock fan's favorite energy drink?

RockStar

#Joke #Funny #Lol #Original #Jokesofafeather #Energy Drinks #RockStar #Amp #Play on Words

jokesofafeather-blog

Mar 30, 2012

I don't think I've said this yet...

The purpose of this blog is to get me to write an original joke every single day. By posting it here at least there will be some incentive to keep up with it.

If I ever claim I made up a joke and you've heard it somewhere before just drop something in my ask box and I'll edit it. I would never intentionally claim credit for something I didn't write, I just may have heard the thing when I was 5 and forgotten all about it. Or I thought of it, but someone had already thought of it first.

It also wasn't intended to be these kinds of jokes that I've been posting. But those are so much more easier to post than if I were to do some sort of stand-upy speechish thing.

and yes, I know these kinds of jokes usually don't have authorship. So go ahead and use them all you want (if you ever want), but never tell people you wrote it. And if they ask... and own a tumblr... heeeyyy, send 'em my way. This is assuming my jokes get that good at least. We'll see.

#Jokesofafeather

jokesofafeather-blog

Mar 30, 2012

These might not be mine?

I did think of them, but I get the odd feeling that I've heard these somewhere before... a quick google search isn't pulling anything, so I'll just post them. Two of them to make up for the original unoriginality.

Why are there so many assholes?

Because if we didn't have assholes we'd shit from our mouths. We don't want that. Just ask the starfish.

What does Ron call Hermione's time of the month?

Bloody Hell.

#Funny #lol #Jokes #Ronmione #Originally Unoriginal #Jokesofafeather

jokesofafeather-blog

Mar 28, 2012

How do clouds greet each other?

...

"Hail-lo"

Response?

"Snow, what's going down?"

Weather or not they reply is a different story.

#Lol #Funny #Joke #Original #Jokesofafeather #Cloud #Weather Humor #Hail #Weather

jokesofafeather-blog

Mar 27, 2012

What's the most musical part of a chicken?

...

The Drumsticks!

#Funny #Joke #Lol #Jokesofafeather #Original #Chicken #Drumsticks #Yum

jokesofafeather-blog

Mar 26, 2012

What did one Otter say to his sick friend?

You sure you're okay? You're looking a little clammy.

#Lol #Joke #Funny #Original #Jokesofafeather #One a Day

jokesofafeather-blog

Mar 25, 2012

What's a Hilly Billy's Favorite Sports Drink?

GatorAids

#Funny #Joke #Lol #Original #Jokesofakind #Hilly Billy #Sports Drink

jokesofafeather-blog

Mar 25, 2012

This showed up on my dash. I thought it was funny.

#Joke #Funny #Lol #Kinda Original

jokesofafeather-blog

Mar 24, 2012

What do you call a Candle that won't light?

A "Can't-dle"

#Funny #Joke #One a Day #Original #Jokesofafeather

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