#orv read

[shoukohime]

I wonder why Kim Dokja, a known unreliable narrator who only tells the reader what he deems important, felt the need to point out that Yoo Joonghyuk's upper body was bare and covered in sweat

[myrfing]

ok

[shoukohime]

reasons why kim dokja is a lil bitch boy that I want to study under the microscope

exhibit #1

gives in to the urge to punch his favourite character INTO THE SKY LIKE A BASEBALL BEING HIT BY A BAT. I wish i could do that

exhibit #2

the snide remark. the unbothered tone. mission impeccably executed. 10/10. I'm obsessed with him

[shoukohime]

kim dokja is such an idiot. yjh finally calls him his companion and kdj's first response is surprise and coming to the conclusion that he must have done it for coin sponsorship. baby girl, for someone who claims to be his biggest fan, you don't understand your favourite character at all. HOW did you defend him on reddit. your meta posts must have sucked.

[shoukohime]

clown to clown communication is yoo joonghyuk sulking because he thinks kim dokja has feelings for yoo sangah and kim dokja sulking because he thinks yoo joonghyuk still has feelings for lee seolhwa

[shoukohime]

yjh is like. the feminine urge to shake kim dokja like a ragdoll. the feminine urge to shake kim dokja like a man betrayed. the feminine urge to trap him in a cocktail mixer and shake him like a pina colada

[shoukohime]

saw a tweet saying they want someone to love them as yoo joonghyuk loves lee seolhwa and lee hyunsung loves jung heewon etc. well I want someone to be as homoerotically obsessed with me as yoo joonghyuk and kim dokja are with each other

[shoukohime]

no but jung heewon is the sexiest character ever created. [she lightly swept her sword in front of her. flames started to rise from the places her hands touched.] or [on a night where the darkness of seoul was the darkest, jung heewon's blade burned.] holy fuck