My Oscars rant:
I HATE WEAPONS, ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHERIS NETANTYAHU'S FAVORITE MOVIE, FRANKENSTEIN SHOULDN'T HAVE WON BEST MAKEUP, AND GOLDEN WASNT EVEN THE BEST SONG IN KPOP DEMON HUNTERS LET ALONE ON THE BALLOT
Everybody who voted for One Battle After Another will begin to caugh in a moon's time and Paul Thomas Anderson, your ass will begin to itch at 3 am SHARP (LA time)
Anyway Yall don't understand how hard i sobbed when they called MBJ name like genuinely felt like hes my family, I love that man and I hate that his win is being overshadowed by this Timothée sob campaign. He won bc he was better and his performance was outstanding, simple as that. Sinners should have won MORE awards, like I'll give award for outfits to Frankenstein but they didn't deserve best makeup and styling like YOU CANT HAVE BOTH BITCH, LOOK THIS ISNT EVEN INCLUDING REMMICK'S BURNING BODY
Speaking of, Jack O'Connell, you surely want your ass ate pulling up like that. Email me.
There were a bunch of sympathy awards handed out and by that I'm talking about every award OBAA got and best supporting actress. Like this shit was a joke, every time they'd put a clip of Sinners next to the other nominees, it looked like Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby. Plus the academy was being hella weird and disrespectful to poc, cutting them off A LOT. I may not have thought Golden should have won, but you should have let that man fucking talk, he had a written speech and everything. If you were so strapped for time you could have cut the Bridesmaids sketch that lasted seven eternities. Wayyyy too long. Anyway, here are some of my fav moments on Twitter from the night.
