#osmp headcanons

[tiny-crecher]

i like the idea that it takes a small amount of conscious effort for o!charlie to maintain his form, so when he falls asleep he just reverts to a puddle of goo, and you can tell when he’s really tired because he just starts melting all over the place

[cloudster-clown]

The reason o!Phil is an orphan is cause his parents abandoned him because he isn't a "proper" phoenix. He can't produce flames nor can he resist fire like an actual phoenix would. It's why his wings are black, fire isn't coming out of them. Because of this, other phoenix and/or elytrians calls him a crow mostly cause of the wings. Phil eventually accepts the term crow when others are referring to him.

[invisiblesketches]

since we as a fandom mostly headcanon characters as siblings... and limited life!Scott is often depicted as a sea monster.... what if.. o!Niki and limlife!Scott siblings (or at least related)?

[beesjuice]

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Brothers

A headcannon where Osmp Ranboo is Dsmp Ranboos younger brother who was more or less a replacement after the latter disappeared

Byoonei designed the ranmoms

[aria-greenhoodie]

FINALLY! Behold, My OSMP designs!

Prince Ranboo, Tubbee, Chickeninnit, Spicy Jack Manifold, Phantombur

Crowfather, Axo-Nikki, Sneegsmall, Charlie Slimecicle (with Extra Slime!), Fragrance Man

Techno Minus the Blade, Starsmajor, Fundy but More Furry

Techno’s design is subject to change once he chooses his actual origin, and I didn’t include Quackity because he hasn’t logged in yet. I can’t WAIT for more origins stuff, I always loved it and was so sad when it went away… AND NOW IT IS BACK!!!

Also some head cannons, as a treat:

One of Ranboo’s horns is broken almost completely off. He insists it was from an epic struggle against mutinous endermen, but actually, he just broke it during a particularly violent temper tantrum.

Tubbo has an actual stinger, but that’s not how he “stings” others. He actually just has special gloves with normal poison potions loaded in them. If he were to ACTUALLY sting someone, the poison would be MUCH more potent, but would cost Tubbo his life.

I reject O!Tommy being O!Phil’s biological son, he’s just a delusioned kid who happens to be a species similar to his adoptive father and said adoptive father doesn’t have the heart to tell him that he won’t grow into his “flight feathers” any time soon…

Jack Manifold sells food and drinks at the Pub and yes, he does cook everything himself without a furnace, because what kind of blaze would cook something with someone ELSE’S fire??? Disgraceful!

Wilbur is not dead, but he insists that he is, because he’s a ridiculous dramatic creature of the night. He makes up stuff about his “past life” and most of the others just roll their eyes and respond with the usual “Ok Wilbur.”

Philza Minecraft works tirelessly as a vigilante fighter against evil, as well as a single father of *checks notes* literally all of the OSMP gang. Also instead of any 911/emergency number to call the OSMP folk just scream “CROWFATHER!” and he miraculously appears.

Nikki! She rules every body of water, and can speak to fish! Most fish are terrified of her because a. She’s huge compared to them and b. She IS mainly carnivorous, and they are the main source of meat for her to eat.

Sneeg is a horrible little gremlin. That’s it. That’s not even a head cannon that’s literally cannon. Also he’s a moth, fucking fight me.

Charlie Slimecicle is acidic. If you spend more than 3 seconds touching his slime you WILL burn.

It is unclear if Fragrance Man exists. Some of the OSMP folk insist he does, others insist he doesn’t. Every once in a while he (apparently) appears in the middle of the night to randomly fight (and/or vandalize the house of) the Crowfather.

Technoblade came to the SMP’s land just to farm potatoes to then be thrust into the clique of weird ass hybrid creatures. Spending time with them, however, has made him question himself… because surely the things he can do don’t make him human…? (Insert foreshadowing to his origin awakening here)

Scottsmajor WILL ask you what your star sign is, and once you respond, he WILL go on and on for hours and hours about what it means.

Fundy has a compulsion to steal everything in sight. He doesn’t mean it maliciously, it’s just an innate instinct in him to see, grab, and run away with anything he thinks is pretty.

[karmicpunishment]

my osmp members height ranking (tallest to shortest) 1. niki  she is a 10ft long sea monster and i love her <3 she deserves to be the tallest so she can awww over how small everyone else is 2. ranboo he’s a tall fuck (affectionate) though short for an enderman (around 7 feet instead of 10) he grew up being teased for his height and is very proud to be the second tallest here  3. beautie she’s around 6′2, mostly so she can be an inch taller than o!tommy (this bothers him endlessly) 4.  tommy bird boy gets to be the tallest out of sbi here, around 6′1. this is also so he can coo over how small and cute people are like niki does 5. fragrance man fragrance man 6. scott smajor  he’s about 5′10. don’t ask me why, its just the vibe  7. jack manifold hovers around 5′8-9, likes to say he’s 6ft tall. he’s not :-) 8. philza  he’s like 5′7, again idk why its just the vibe 9. wilbur  he’s 5′6, if he didn’t die as a young teen he would’ve gotten to be around tommy’s height, but after he died he stopped growing/maturing  10. tubbo  short king <3  11. slimecicle slime’s height fluctuates but he’s usually around 5 feet tall 12. fundy short king <3 part 2  13. james marriott  catboy (derogatory) (affectionate) is short. hovering around 3ft tall. very puss in boots esque. 14. technoblade bunnyblade is Small but Strong. picture the depowered version of bunnymund from rise of the guardians  and taking the rank of the smallest isssss 15. sneegsnag! the resident inchling takes the cake, being less than a foot tall <3

[alliumduosstuff]

Osmp:

Where's chicken sized Tommy riding a enderman sized Ranboo??? I need it-

[tylernolbottle]

Way past old >> these were done before the most recent season/revival of the osmp