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I’m obsessed with my OC babes lately. Starting OCtober a little early? Featuring Osgar and his half-elf boyfriend, Druian. 

Not FFXIV related, but hopefully, I’ll be opening commissions up soon!

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all of them

I APOLOGISE AHEAD OF TIME FOR THIS OH MY GOD BYE this is ridiculous im going to hell

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?“Sex, naturally.”2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.“Five? Oh… well, the obvious– I like when someone kisses my lower stomach, y'know. I can’t think of five right now, sorry.” [John has a soft spot for kisses and bites all over, particularly his chest, neck, and the muscles of his shoulders] 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?“It’s been tried, I don’t think I got to that point.” 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? “I don’t believe so.”5.———-[N/A]——— 6. ————[N/A]——-  7. ———-[N/A]———– 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated? “They can be good if th’ person giving it knows what they’re doing.” 9. Do you like having your balls touched? “That’s a funny question. And one that I’m not goin’ to answer.” [He doesn’t care honestly] 10. Do you like having your nipples touched? “Christ, who comes up wiv these questions. Not really–I mean, I don’t care much what happens to them, as long as they’re not burnt off or somfin’ like that.” 11. Do you like having your anus touched? “I’ve never touched the planet Uranus, actually. It’s in space.” [I don’t even know what to say for this gdbye]12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)? “Lord no.” 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? “Yes, I do, actually.” 14. Do you have any kinks? “Nothing odd or severe.” 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? “Ah, well, I could be, depends on my partner, honestly.” 16. Do you pee in the shower? “No, sounds unsanitary, goodness.” 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? “Sometimes.” 18. Have you had sex in the shower? “Yes.” 19. Do you like being naked? “Not particularly.” 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? “No, I’ve usually got a t-shirt an’ shorts on. Unless it’s after sex.”21. Have you ever skinny dipped? “When I was small, yes.” 22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude? “Tried making bacon for breakfast. I was shitfaced as all hell, mind you.” 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? “Sounds more t’ be Keif’s thing, sorry.” 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? “Not really.” 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? “I s'pose. If they don’t ridicule me, it’s olright. Bound to happen eventually.” 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? “Ahh–yes.” 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? “Not really, surprisingly.” 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? “Christ, ov course not jesus. Again, go t'Keif for that.” 29. How many sexual partners have you had? “Quite a few - I’m an English rock star, it’s difficult to avoid.” 30. How often do you masturbate? “Maybe twice or three times a week. It’s not really somfin’ I waste my time on.” 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it? “About 12. I heard a relative a few years older than I talking abou’ it.” 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? “Sitting up.” 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. “Who has a bloddy routine–?” 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? “Imagination. When I was a kid, wiv Townshend, we used to draw each other derty pictures, but that stopped ‘round 15 years of age.” 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? He laughs, “I usually give up by then.” 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? “Probably somfin’ stupid, ‘long the lines of, 'This is nothing like the magazines.’” 37. Have you ever “compared” (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend? “Ah, yeah, I’m guilty of that. I’m surrounded by three other men, it’s more of a joke, not really taken seriously.” 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear? “Used to wear boxershorts, now I sometimes wear briefs.” 39. Do you ever go commando? “I have a couple of times. It gets a little uncomfortable wiv tight trousers.” 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? “Maybe once when I was younger.” 41. How big is your penis? “Large enough for people t'coll me Big Dick Entwistle. I don’ boast, they do.” 42. Does your penis curve at all? “Not really. Go to Pete for that, aha.” 43. Which testicle hangs lower? “Right. God I carn’t believe I answered this one.” 44. ——-[N/A]——-  45. ——-[N/A]——- 46. ——-[N/A]——- 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?“I am. I don’t particularly care, I was a baby when my parents made that whole decision.” 48. ——-[N/A]——- 49. What are you more into, boobs or butts?“Both are nice, honestly. 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?“Pretty neutral when it comes to this. Some are better than others, but when it comes down to it, it’s not the way it looks, it’s how it feels…Did I really jus’ say that?” 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?“I don’t really care.” 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?“Hah, it’s possible, yes.” 53. Do you like your butt?Jokingly, “My arse is like a firm mattress. I can’t decide if I like it or not.” 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?“Depends. Usually keep it neat down there but I’m not inclined to get rid of all of it; too much work.” 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?“Not at all.” 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?“Sometimes. Usually it goes to th’ left.” 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?He can’t help but laugh aloud, “People do that??” 58. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?“2 minutes, I think. I’ve never really noticed the exact timing.”59. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?“Yes.” 60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?“I don’t usually spend too much time bothering wiv the former. The latter–? Must’ve been a half of a day on an’ off.” 61. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)?“I’ve never exceeded three. By then it just gets very painful.” 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?“Never had a full-body one, actually. Sounds int'resting.” 63. —–[N/A]—— 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?“Why is this important? Sounds like a basketball question, for christ’s sake. If you really must know, its the former of the two.” 65.—–[N/A]——-66. —–[N/A]——- 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?“My god, no I haven’t. Who would even attempt?” 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?“I’ve received oll sorts of things.” 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?“Yes.” 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn’t belong to either of you?“Oh yes, an’ god was it hilarious.” 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?“Now that’s a bit desperate. Inconsiderate, too.” 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?“Several; my house is quite big. Lots of fun places.” 73. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?“If you want strange, go to Keif. He’ll tell you he’s done it on the peak of Mount Ev'rest.” 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?“Unfortunately, yes. In my head; never again.” 75. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?“Not unless I’m really pulled into it.” 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?“Yes– god was that embarrassing. I hate bein’ in a band.” 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?“I have.” 78. Do you own any sex toys?“Nah, that’s Keif’s thing.”79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?“Maybe. Can’t answer this one. Confidential.” 80. —–[N/A]——– 81. What are your favorite positions?“Anything as long as its enjoyable an’ you’re not kickin’ anyone in the face.” 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?“My first one. Came faster than a speeding jet. I felt ridiculous.” 83. Worst place/time you’ve ever gotten a boner?“Onstage! Could you b'lieve it? Thank god I’m olways in the shadows.”84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?“Thankfully, no.” 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?“No, I really am quite careful abou’ that.” 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?“No.” 87. ——-[N/A]——- 88. ——-[N/A]——- 89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?“There’s olways room for improvement, but I don’ think I’m in need of any instruction.” 90. ——-[N/A]——- 91. ——-[N/A]——- 92. Have you have phone sex?“Yes, actually. Particularly handy activity when I’m away on tour.” 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.“Is this a trick question?” 94. What’s something you like about your body?“…I’ve got nice hands.” 95. What’s something you dislike about your body?“My weight.” 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?“Legs. I could kiss a girl’s thighs forever. Women are sexy in general, I don’ think there’s a part that I don’ find alluring in some way.” 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?“About Linda, typically.” 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?“No.”99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?“Last time I was in th’ bathroom, of course.”100. Do you often imagine people naked?“Guilty as charged.”