#ostexxiblee

[mercenarynotsecretary]

POV: Me stealing your man

[lostinwalmartmymomleftme]

Oh to be hopelessly devoted to a game where you hate all of the characters, don’t pay any attention to the story, and complain endlessly about the fight mechanics

[mercenarynotsecretary]

(Car vroom)

[mercenarynotsecretary]

I blew up a 13 year olds lemonade stand.

Well when life gives you lemons, Devion

[mercenarynotsecretary]

I came back and I escaped from animal control>:3

Ayo, someone come get they rabid thing, it got free again.

[mercenarynotsecretary]

To be fully honest: i’m not saying that my boss isn’t hot, but I’m not saying that he is either. There are more attractive people in this multiverse.

[mercenarynotsecretary]

I would look damn good in a dress and no one can convince me otherwise.

[mercenarynotsecretary]

Too bad I left it in your front door

I’m calling animal control (not for the raccoon).